This is Shakira and her boyfriend on vacation this week in Miami.  I have no idea who the hell he is, but his hobbies include eating cookie dough and sitting very still.  Her hobbies include saluting Hitler and wearing tons... READ MORE

I was trying to find some word that meant "ugly" but also "disgusting" and "skinny" and "sickly" and "unpleasant" and "revolting" and "offensive".  It turns out they dont make that word.  But nothing else really describes Nicole Richie in... READ MORE

Britney Spears is said to have had an abdominoplasty after the birth of her second child last week, according to new reports.  The procedure, commonly called a "tummy tuck",  removes fat and skin from the patients stomach to tighten... READ MORE

X17 Online has pictures today of Justin Timberlake chasing back photographers as he arrived at a party last night in the Hollywood Hills with gf Cameron Diaz.  X17 says: Cam had to restrain him from doing who-knows-what our photogs —... READ MORE

Less than a month ago, Paramount Pictures embarrassed Tom Cruise by not renewing his production deal with the company, a move that was basically seen as Cruise being fired.  Now Paramount may take things even further and replace him... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan has fueled rumors she's planning a move to London after she was seen pricing homes in the Notting Hill area.  Lindsay says: "I just love Notting Hill — it has some really cool shops and great restaurants.... READ MORE

People.com says that Aaron Carter is engaged to Playboy Playmate Kari Ann Peniche.  People is wrong and Peniche was never a Playmate, but who cares, because all that matters here is that Kari Ann used to date Aarons brother,... READ MORE

The toughest part of the grieving process is knowing when to sell the last known pictures of your dead son to the tabloids.  Anna Nicole Smith listened to her heart, and it turns out that the answer is "seven... READ MORE

And we’re back.  Sorry for the downtown, had some weird server issues.  Turns out it was all part of the robots plan.  The robots from the future.  Damn you to hell, robots – THE HUMANS WILL NEVER SURRENDER, WE... READ MORE

Benji Madden from Good Charlotte and Aussie actress Sophie Monk have been dating for about a month now, and it still doesn’t make a lick of sense.  Nothing in these pictures of them having lunch with his parents makes... READ MORE