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Rebecca Hall Super Incredibly Profoundly Sorry

January 15, 2018 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If you’re going to live in the Time’s Up era without fear of arrests by masked factions in the night, you need to (1) hyperbolically denounce anything contextually close to men being mean to women, and (2) cover your... READ MORE

Kris Jenner Furious That People Are Exploiting Kylie Jenner

January 15, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

The ability to self-reflect – to truly have a come-to-Jesus with oneself in order to understand both one’s strengths and weaknesses – is alive and well in the Jenndashian household! And if you don’t believe me, just check out... READ MORE

Aziz Ansari Misconducted Himself Sexually on a Date

January 15, 2018 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

So intense is the desire for some women to join the #MeToo bandwagon that they are now making up new categories of sexual offenses merely to hop on board. An anonymous woman leveled the charge of sexual “misconduct” against... READ MORE

Chris Matthews Joke About Roofying Hillary Clinton Went Over Well (VIDEO)

January 15, 2018 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s hard these days to separate old drunk Irishmen from patriarchal powerful systemic abusers. They talk the same. Chris Matthews says lots of stupid shit, not because he’s an unintelligent man, but because he’s miked half his like, he... READ MORE

Britney Spears Only Kidding About Quitting Vegas

January 14, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

While most of us thought it was the end of the road for Britney Spears after Planet Hollywood in Vegas hinted it was her last show it turns out she signed a new contract with the Monte Carlo Resort... READ MORE

Wendy Williams Exploits Insane Person For Crappy Talk Show

January 14, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Wendy Williams, Dr. Phil, Maury Povich, and yes, sorry selfless and brave wearers of Time’s Up pins, even Oprah are all equally guilty of capitalizing on crazy for sensationalistic interviews, and they are all equally guilty of having the nerve... READ MORE

Angelina Jolie’s Love Is On Hold

January 13, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Angelina Jolie just put her love on layaway and is not interested in dating any longer at the moment. This can only come from what I assume is the embarrassment of ex-husband Brad Pitt’s behavior. Pitt has been parading... READ MORE

Remember Gollum? What He Looks Like Now Will Shock You

January 13, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Sassy and near-death starlet Tara Reid jetted off the Tulum Mexico looking more like Gollum than ever, and made sure to flaunt every part of her melting candle body in multiple hot bikinis. If you like old house cats... READ MORE

Stripper Jobs Getting Automated

January 13, 2018 | News | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I haven’t had the urge to jam my manhood into an ATM with legs until 2018’s annual CES event recently decided to raise the bar. Stripper robots are no longer stuck within the confines of weird porn coming from... READ MORE

Beast Kardashian Attacks Flash Mob (VIDEO)

January 12, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

That was a close call. New footage that some lucky person sold to Backgrid for too much money shows Beast Kardashian in her natural habitat, where she goes in for the kill to feast on a flash mob incited... READ MORE

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