If you're too busy being classy and swirling your brandy in a snifter by the fire to watch WWE, then read this your majesty, because it's all you need to know to enjoy the WWE Raw show that was... READ MORE

Brandon Davis – the tubby jackass who inherited every dime he's ever had and said Lindsay Lohan was "worth about 7 million, which means she's really poor. It's disgusting" during his infamous "firecrotch" rant – now may be worth... READ MORE

TMZ says that Britney Spears is determined to get back the body that made her famous in videos like "Toxic".  Except, replace the word "determined" with the words, "doing things half-assed" : Britney Spears has targeted her husband Kevin's... READ MORE

A group of physicians is claiming that Suzanne Somers' new book on hormone therapy is filled with misleading claims and could be dangerous if taken at face value.  In the book, Somers recommends a "bioidentical hormone-replacement therapy in which... READ MORE

The reviews are in for Kevin Federlines dramatic acting debut last night on CSI. Shockingly, they’re ungood. Federline played a gruff talking street kid named Cole Tritt, a stretch for him as an actor, since in reality he mumbles... READ MORE

Hilary Duff fears for her life because she and boyfriend Joel Madden are being stalked by two men, according to court papers filed yesterday.  One is a homeless 19-year-old Russian immigrant known only as "Max" who came to the... READ MORE

People.com says that Jennifer Aniston told Oprah Winfrey yesterday that she and Vince Vaughn have not broken up, despite rumors to the contrary.  Several audience members confirm that, while taping an episode of Oprahs show to be aired next... READ MORE

Nick Lachey admits his mistake – Nick Lachey says that the MTV reality show he did with wife Jessica Simpson was a huge mistake.  "(Newlyweds) was among the dumber ideas I think I've ever seen executed in history.  For... READ MORE

The Jessica Simpson video for "I Belong To Me" broke yesterday and she looks fantastic – maybe as good as she ever has – and even the song is less awful than normal for her.  Or maybe my expectations... READ MORE

Everyone loves a good anal rape story, and the National Enquirer and Celebitchy are no exception: Jack Nicholson was at LA’s Cedars-Sinai Medical Center to get a salivary gland problem checked out, waiting patiently in an examining room until... READ MORE