It took 70,000 tries, but for the first time ever, in that top picture only, Paris Hilton doesn't look like a complete monster.  And that's pretty much the nicest thing I've ever had to say about her.  Thanks to... READ MORE

Ignore the banner pic that kinda makes her look like a burn victim who no longer has any features, because Cindy Margolis looks absolutely fantastic in her Playboy pictorial, which leaked online a few hours ago.  I never thought... READ MORE

Now almost 30 days after the fact, Madonna has spoken to Meredith Vieira for the Today Show and revealed all new, totally-not-made-up details concerning her "adoption" of Davie Banda, the sickly African orphan who is not sick or an... READ MORE

If Mariah Carey were at all honest, she wouldn't go to Halloween as a mermaid.  She would go as a hunky football player.  Or a hunky fireman.  Or Frankenstein.  Just not a hunky mermaid.  By they way, what are... READ MORE

The Kevin Federline debut album "Playing With Fire" went on sale yesterday.  The amazon.com sales ranking as of 6:30 am, pacific coast time:  number 4,143. "… and when Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept, for there... READ MORE

I can't even imagine how much time and energy has to be spent to make Heidi Klum look this dorky.  I'm not even positive what this is.  Is the snake eating the apple?  I don't have a bible in... READ MORE

According to my sources, it's not 1928, so why on earth Jennifer Love Hewitt thought this was gonna be a good costume is beyond me.  And I swear to god if she got in the car and insisted on... READ MORE

The Enquirer says today that the reason Ryan Phillippe and Reese Witherspoon split after seven years of marriage is because Reese suspected Ryan of having an affair with Aussie actress Abbie Cornish (this chick) after discovering intimate messages to... READ MORE

Sumner Redstone – the head of Viacom, the parent company of Paramount Pictures – isn’t done ripping into Tom Cruise just yet.   Nine weeks after he leveled Cruise in the press and effectively fired him from Paramount, Redstone says... READ MORE

Being the concerned mother that she is, Madonna has protected her newest purchase with the powerful kabbalah red string bracelet, six inches of magic yarn that you can buy for yourself on the totally-real-not-fakey-sham religions official website, for a... READ MORE