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ELISHA CUTHBERT IS A STONE FOX

November 8, 2006 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

People say there's a lot of pressure in Hollywood to stay thin and look hot, but that's apparently news to the easily relaxed Elisha Cuthbert.  She's so f'n pale, like she lives under the sea.  She basically looks like... READ MORE

BRITNEY WAS ON LETTERMAN

November 7, 2006 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Britney Spears made a quick appearance on David Letterman last night in a transparent attempt to show off her new body.  I for one refuse to believe the rumors that she got this bod through surgery.  Because when I... READ MORE

KIRSTIE ALLEY LOOKED LIKE HELL

November 7, 2006 | Photos | editor| 0 Comments

Kirstie Alley really did wear a bikini on Oprah yesterday, and it was every bit as disturbing as that sounds. They say beauty's on the inside, but that's a damn lie. God she looks horrific, like someone shaved Bigfoot. ... READ MORE

KFED IS STILL HORRIBLY UNDERRATED

November 7, 2006 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Despite having the 9,815th (*) best selling record in the world just one week after its release, Kevin Federline is still having trouble attracting a live audience.  MSNBC says that his show Saturday night at Webster Hall in New... READ MORE

FAITH HILL IS A GRACIOUS LOSER

November 7, 2006 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

The 40th annual Country Music Awards were held last night, and the big winners of the night were the Bedazzler and whoever makes those stickers of Calvin peeing on the Chevy emblem. But also Carrie Underwood, who put on... READ MORE

THE REAL BORAT IS CONFUSED

November 7, 2006 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

After the Borat movie made $26.4 million in its debut this weekend – putting it in a position to become the most successful comedy of all time – the man often thought to be the inspiration for Borat is... READ MORE

ANGELINA JOLIE IS REALLY PRETTY

November 7, 2006 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Is it really any wonder Brad Pitt dumped Jennifer Aniston’s fug ass for Angelina Jolie.  Even in dilapidated shacks in the worst places on earth, she still looks like a damn Pantene commercial.  One time I masturbated while a... READ MORE

MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY IS A GOOD DANCER

November 6, 2006 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Matthew McConaughey turned 37 Saturday, and celebrated by acting like Matthew McConaughey.  The Sun UK says: Here’s the Texan bongoed again at his 37th birthday bash in Sydney.  He’d clearly had a few sherries as he worked up a... READ MORE

LINDSAY LOHAN IS REALLY SMART

November 6, 2006 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

"Hmm, I don't want anyone to know I'm buying lingerie at Agent Provocateur, how can I hide that fact…" READ MORE

SCARLETTS SEX TAPE IS NOW FOR SALE

November 6, 2006 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

An email went out this weekend saying that the Scarlett Johansson (?) sex tape (see more here) is now for sale through this maybe real/maybe not website.  The email said: Ladies and Gentlemen,Sorry for the delay.  We needed to... READ MORE

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