People say there's a lot of pressure in Hollywood to stay thin and look hot, but that's apparently news to the easily relaxed Elisha Cuthbert.  She's so f'n pale, like she lives under the sea.  She basically looks like... READ MORE

Britney Spears made a quick appearance on David Letterman last night in a transparent attempt to show off her new body.  I for one refuse to believe the rumors that she got this bod through surgery.  Because when I... READ MORE

Kirstie Alley really did wear a bikini on Oprah yesterday, and it was every bit as disturbing as that sounds. They say beauty's on the inside, but that's a damn lie. God she looks horrific, like someone shaved Bigfoot. ... READ MORE

Despite having the 9,815th (*) best selling record in the world just one week after its release, Kevin Federline is still having trouble attracting a live audience.  MSNBC says that his show Saturday night at Webster Hall in New... READ MORE

The 40th annual Country Music Awards were held last night, and the big winners of the night were the Bedazzler and whoever makes those stickers of Calvin peeing on the Chevy emblem. But also Carrie Underwood, who put on... READ MORE

After the Borat movie made $26.4 million in its debut this weekend – putting it in a position to become the most successful comedy of all time – the man often thought to be the inspiration for Borat is... READ MORE

Is it really any wonder Brad Pitt dumped Jennifer Aniston’s fug ass for Angelina Jolie.  Even in dilapidated shacks in the worst places on earth, she still looks like a damn Pantene commercial.  One time I masturbated while a... READ MORE

Matthew McConaughey turned 37 Saturday, and celebrated by acting like Matthew McConaughey.  The Sun UK says: Here’s the Texan bongoed again at his 37th birthday bash in Sydney.  He’d clearly had a few sherries as he worked up a... READ MORE

"Hmm, I don't want anyone to know I'm buying lingerie at Agent Provocateur, how can I hide that fact…" READ MORE

An email went out this weekend saying that the Scarlett Johansson (?) sex tape (see more here) is now for sale through this maybe real/maybe not website.  The email said: Ladies and Gentlemen,Sorry for the delay.  We needed to... READ MORE