Us Magazine has a picture of the sonnet that Kevin Federline left for Britney Spears on his dressing rooms shower door at the House of Blues in Chicago.  It was written on November 8, one day after Britney filed... READ MORE

Put your morning coffee down and brace yourselves everyone, because Michelle Rodriguez – the girl kissing other girls at a gay bar here – has come out of the closet.  Oh I know, I couldn’t believe it either.  Well,... READ MORE

Madonna says in an interview this week that she intends to adopt another baby from Malawi, the African home of the baby she adopted last month.  When asked if she would like another child, Madonna said: "Yes, absolutely. I'm... READ MORE

Oh dear god today is slow.  So it's come to this.  Depressing, huh.  But at least Kim Kardashian is a step in the right direction.  The pointless and hatable celebrities in England all at least have huge racks.  We’ve... READ MORE

In Touch says that the monster seen above (aka – Kirsten Dunst) is now dating Orlando Bloom, who has been single since breaking up with Kate Bosworth two months ago.  The monster has pretty much been single since ending... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan is pretty dumb.  Although I guess girls in LA are dumb in general.  They don’t know who fought in World War II and most of them think "enormity" means the same thing as "big".  They are surprisingly... READ MORE

Britney Spears placed her Malibu mansion on the market yesterday with an asking price of 13.5 million dollars.  Which is a little odd because the house is the only real asset she has to split 50/50 with Kevin Federline,... READ MORE

I tried to soften the blow by headlining with a picture of Jessica Simpson and her kick ass rack, but I'm pessimistic even that will be enough.  And Jessica Simpson is short with blond hair and big boobs, which... READ MORE

Britney Spears looks retarded with this stupid Santa hat and sunglasses, but half of her giant rack is hanging out of her bra, so she's totally 100 percent forgiven.  Girls with big racks get a surprisingly amount of leeway. ... READ MORE

The super secret third trailer for "Spiderman 3" leaked online yesterday, even though it wasn’t supposed to see the light of day until February 17th, when it was to be released in front of "Ghost Rider". The vid up... READ MORE