Wanna hear a super secret song from Britney's next album? Oh. Well you're going to anyway. Because in this clip, Britney sits in her convertible in Santa Monica and  blasts a new track to try to drown out the... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan was hospitalized four times in 2006, and was hospitalized for the first time in 2007 yesterday, when she reportedly went under the knife to have her appendix removed.  Or did she?  The New York Post says: 20-odd... READ MORE

It's bikini madness, thanks to Jessica Alba and her endless supply of sexy swimwear.  She has to have the best ass on the planet, especially considering how skinny she is now.  I’m not sure if she even have sex... READ MORE

The Post says that Britney was caught muttering to herself as the above pictures were being taken, mumbling "I love myself, I love myself" over and over again.  Then, someone who I have to assume was being sarcastic, shouted... READ MORE

Wilmer Valderrama's bodyguard was nice enough to offer some travel tips to an unidentified man outside of Area in Hollywood last night, including "Come to LA mother fucker you better respect the shit nigger" and "live and die in... READ MORE

I don't know what his secret is, but Jessica Alba seems almost charmed by the fact that this guy has an erection while staring at her in a bikini.  Like she's flattered.  Oh, sure, but hide in the back... READ MORE

Various reports now say Lindsay Lohan had surgery today to remove her appendix.  TMZ says: Leslie Sloane, Lindsay's rep, tells TMZ that Lindsay was not feeling well and went to the doctor yesterday. The doctor performed several tests and... READ MORE

Honest to god, if I saw this walking toward me in the night, it would have about three seconds to convince me it was alive before I tried to chop its head off.  If you saw this in the... READ MORE

Wow.  Lindsay Lohan actually looks pretty hot when the pictures are slightly out of focus and taken from far enough away.  Normally she looks like someone stuck a wig and sunglasses on a Dalmatian.  It would be awesome to... READ MORE

Cindy Adams said yesterday that Jive Records is wondering if they should drop Britney Spears from their label before she completes the record she is currently in the middle of recording.  They reportedly hate the five tracks she has... READ MORE