Us Weekly says that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have moved their young family to New Orleans.   On January 11, Jolie and Pitt bought a $3.5 million, six-bedroom, four-and-a-half bath mansion in the French Quarter and plan on living... READ MORE

Did someone slip me acid or does Cameron Diaz really look like this, like a villain in a sci-fi movie.  I could make a "woman" out of pillowcases, saw dust and horse hair and it would be hotter than... READ MORE

A movie is on the way based on the best-selling book "How to Make Love Like A Porn Star", the autobiography of Jenna Jameson, perhaps the most famous porn star ever.  And even though things are still in the... READ MORE

This clip from "Dirt" showing Courteney Cox masturbating kinda threw me off. Is this what girls masturbate too? I thought they masturbated while thinking about Fendi purses or new detergents that work better than the leading brand. It's almost... READ MORE

Britney was probably wearing some dudes coat because it was cold as hell in Vegas this weekend, or maybe because she accidentally sobered up and caught a look at that dress.  She looks like she buys her clothes at... READ MORE

American Idol really is 900 times better when Paula is clearly drunk off her ass, like here in this clip from a Seattle TV station, where it's all she can do to not fall out of her chair as... READ MORE

As the owner and operator of a penis, I can't even begin to tell you how scary it is when a girls forearms are as vascular as Angelina Jolies.  That hand is like a killing chamber for a penis. ... READ MORE

Is it any wonder Lindsay Lohan is a damn mess.  Her mom Dina is even more of a train wreck than she is.  Todays Page Six says: (Dina was) spotted in a "really short dress and boots," made some... READ MORE

The Daily News says that the reason Claire Danes broke up with Billy Crudup (oh by the way, Claire Danes broke up with Billy Crudup.  Oh by the way, Clair Danes was dating Billy Crudup) is because Claire slept... READ MORE

Wait, Nicole Richie is a girl?  No way!  Really?  I thought he was just effeminate, like Elijah Wood or someone.  Well I'll be.  Just when you think you know someone, bam, you get blindsided. READ MORE