I was gonna say that Mena Suvari has some pretty weird breasts, but then I realized her heads not that great either.  Or her stomach. Or hair. Or glasses.  So it would have been a miracle of modern science... READ MORE

Seems just a little pretentious to lay out in a bikini on the front of your yacht.  Like Jessica Biel did in Puerto Rico this weekend.  I thought that shit only happened when a spy was trying to seduce... READ MORE

Despite reports in the New York Post and various online sources, Carrie Underwood says she is not dating Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo.  In fact, she barely even knows him.  Underwood says: "I have read some of the most... READ MORE

Naysayers claimed Kevin Federline couldn't turn his image around, but this video of KFed on the mic in his Nationwide Insurance commercial should prove once and for all that he can kinda shuffle back and forth while wearing a... READ MORE

TMZ says that Halle Berry is spending $57,000 to paint the cabinets in the kitchen of her Beverly Hills home.  The cabinets are already built and in place and the company has been hired just to stain them.  Ahem,... READ MORE

A story in this weeks National Enquirer has forced Oprah Winfrey to admit that she was pregnant at age 14 and would have been a teen mother except the baby was born prematurely and died shortly after birth.  She... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohans unrequited crush on Spiderman star James Franco may have been what pushed her over the edge and sent her into rehab.   Franco reportedly shot Lohan down several times Monday night at a Golden Globes after-party, and Lohan... READ MORE

Paris Hilton is desperate to fix her droopy left eyelid and this week consulted a plastic surgeon to ask about a second surgery.  Six years ago Paris had surgery to lift her lids and the muscles of her left... READ MORE

There’s something weird about the way Rihanna looks, like here in these pictures of her on vacation in Barbados.  Its like, I can tell she’s hot, but I don’t care.  There’s something sterile and antiseptic about her.  Like a... READ MORE

Star Magazine says that Lindsay Lohan was given painkillers after her recent appendectomy and the drugs triggered a relapse that sent her on a binge of drugs and alcohol.  A source says: “She left the hospital with several painkillers... READ MORE