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Lorde Has Throbbing “Chasm That Opens And it’s Never Going To Close”

January 19, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Yeah baby open that throbbing chasm. If you mostly know the Kiwi singer Lorde for her chart-topping music, then feel free to share all of your Tumblr Jack Skellington fan art in the comments below. If not, my hope... READ MORE

Mark Wahlberg Accused of Steroid Use by Captain Obvious

January 19, 2018 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If there’s one thing I’ve learned here wrapping up five years, it’s that after thousands of stories of shocking behavior and exclamation point worthy headlines, not a single one of these stories is the least bit stunning or unpredictable.... READ MORE

Work Your Arm to Ana de Armas in This Week’s Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

January 19, 2018 | celebrity | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

This week’s Mr. Skin Minute is jam-packed with hot nudity! The Blade Runner 2049 Blu-ray brings three nude ladies for the price of one, starting with the T&AI from Ana de Armas, and complimented by Sallie Harmsen and Mackenzie Davis baring their bods! Next, relive all the nudity from Caitriona Balfe, Lotte... READ MORE

Donald Trump Has an Undead Hooker Problem

January 19, 2018 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The cliche line reads that the only thing that’ll cost you your job in Washington D.C. is a dead hooker in your bed, or a live boy. The former probably holds true. The latter may now launch you into... READ MORE

Samantha Bee Reminds Us That Men Are Basically Rapists in Poor Disguise

January 19, 2018 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Samantha Bee took a strong stand among her one-hundred percent lock-step audience by denouncing the people denouncing the chick who wrote an op-ed piece calling Aziz Ansari a sexual “misconduct” kind of guy for not reading her unspoken cues... READ MORE

Disabled Groups Slam Casting of Joaquin Phoenix as Paraplegic

January 19, 2018 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There are a thousand things wrong with this world, and a thousand fixes, half of them maybe make sense. The other half are ludicrous. Befriend people who can discern the difference between smart and dumb solutions and you won’t... READ MORE

Jewel Still Flawless and Crap Around the Web

January 18, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Lottie Moss Instagram lingerie of the day (DrunkenStepfather) The sexiest stars hanging out in bathrobes (TMZ) Holly Willoughby slight black panties flash (TaxiDriverMovie) Jewel still looking absolutely flawless (Egotastic) Laura Desiree uncovers the Naked News (EgotasticAllStars) Genie Bouchard shows off her sexy sweat stains (Popoholic) Romee... READ MORE

The Jig Is Finally Up With Prince William’s Dome

January 18, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

It’s been thirty-five-years in the making, but Prince William has now, for the first time, officially buzzed his head, and the Internet is eating up every failed follicle on his bald dome. If The Crown has taught me anything it’s that... READ MORE

Star Wars Star Shamed For Being Vertically Challenged

January 18, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Short shaming is now being nationally recognized. The trend is being ushered in by Star Wars’ very own Warwick Davis. Never mind that midgets have forged entire gimmicky careers doing everything from stripping to being orange hued avocado hair... READ MORE

Leah Remini Rescues Paul Haggis From Rape Blame

January 18, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Every once in a while Xenu inspires someone to do something good for someone else. Even if they’re the naysayers on the other side of the psychiatric ward fence disguised as a church. Leah Remini came to rescue Paul... READ MORE

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