This job is pretty humbling sometimes when you see an example of the great balance in the universe.  At least the balance with crazy whores.  It's like the minute one crazy whore who never wears underwear goes into rehab,... READ MORE

Anna Nicole Smiths body was loaded onto a private plane at Miami International Airport this morning for transport to the Bahamas for her funeral, which began just a short while ago, but not after a fitting amount of delays... READ MORE

Kellie Pickler returned to American Idol last night and débuted a new song and new huge boobs.  Ryan Seacrest asks her what she has spent her money on lately and Kellie says shoes, and Ryan says "just shoes?".  It's... READ MORE

Despite recent denials to the contrary, US magazine is reporting today that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are in the process of adopting a child from Vietnam.   Interestingly, the adoption agency in Vietnam says Jolie applied to adopt as... READ MORE

I guess these pictures of Brad Pitt on set with his daughter Shiloh could be cuter, but only if there was a baby tiger in a little jumper giving flowers to a baby panda in the background.  And then... READ MORE

I’d rather see my grandfather in a bikini right now than Britney Spears, but here she is anyway in more of those pictures taken last weekend after she borrowed a bikini from some total strangers.  And these are total... READ MORE

Three explicit 30 second clips from the Kim Kardashian sex tape have now made their way online, which you can find on Brightcove here. And I guess these will be pretty popular, but good luck drawing more people then... READ MORE

John Travolta says that if Anna Nicole Smith had followed the teachings of Scientology, she’d still be alive today.   Travolta claims Smith could have been rescued from her drug addiction if she had followed Narconon, the rehab treatment plan... READ MORE

So far, so good for Britney Spears in her latest stint in rehab.  Last night Britney left Promises rehab in Malibu to attend an AA meeting in Santa Monica.  After the meeting she returned to Promises.  There was of... READ MORE

Alicia Keys – last night on stage with John Mayer in New York to sing "Gravity" – has the biggest ass I've ever seen.  Honest to god, I think she might be a centaur.  READ MORE