Good news if you like footage of ghost pirates set to stirring music, because the first trailer for "Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End" went online late last night. Um, and here it is. It's pretty scary, but... READ MORE

Being the biggest dickhead in Hollywood is like being the rudest child molester. It's an unparalleled level of achievement. But director David O. Russell does his gold medal best to win the title, from getting into fistfights with George... READ MORE

Thank god I'm not friends with Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck, because one day they might hand me their baby and say, "Isn't she cute!!!"  And then I'd say "Uh … uh … uh …" and then throw the... READ MORE

Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie don't sweat the details when shooting scenes for their reality show, because if they don’t get it right, they’ll just reset and shoot it again. TMZ says: Moments before the scene, the "Simple Life"... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan and I agree that bras and shirt buttons are for losers. READ MORE

Media Take Out is publishing today what they say is an authentic picture that tells the tale of a classic struggle, the battle between Paris Hiltons mouth and a penis.  Who will rule the day!  Media Take Out says: For... READ MORE

Please believe me when I tell you that you have 50 chicks in your office right now better looking that some of Hollywood's famous stars.  Marcia Cross looks like she'd burst into flames right this second if the sun... READ MORE

Kirsten Dunst was named the ShoWest Female Star of the Year last night in Las Vegas. And really, why wouldn’t she be? She was in one movie for 2006, “Marie Antoinette” and it only lost 10 million dollars or... READ MORE

Why is Carmen Electra famous? What is the Max Factor show? Who is Allison Sweeney? These questions have haunted man since the dawn of time, but it turns out I’m quick to give up on things and didn’t bother... READ MORE

It would seem Pax Thien Jolie has cleared the last hurdle and is now the official adopted son of Angelina Jolie.  They new addition to the family was previously reported to arrive in the United States this weekend but... READ MORE