According to this story in the Sun, super-secret evil kidnappers had a diabolical plan to kidnap Pax Jolie. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have tightened security after claims of a plot to kidnap new son Pax Thien and demand... READ MORE

This story claims that these pictures are of Courtney Love, but I don't believe it for a second.  For one thing she's skinny.  And she's not showing her vagina.  Not even a little bit.  And she's not drunkenly falling... READ MORE

Michael Jackson is just like us.  Except fucking insane. may attempt to erect a 50-foot, robotic likeness of himself in the Las Vegas desert in full view of incoming planes. According to entertainment company consultant Mike Luckman, his... READ MORE

Jennifer Lopez returned to her native Bronx yesterday. From the New York Daily News: She's just Jenny from the block – and Bronx-born Jennifer Lopez proved it to fans yesterday when she went back to the old neighborhood to sign... READ MORE

I hate to out-sexify that last post by tossing up a clip containing no chicks and four dudes, but don't blame me.  Blame that bland attempt at skankocity between Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox.  I once had a urinary... READ MORE

Man, nothing stirs my loins like two botoxed crones with a combined age of eighty making out. Courteney Cox kissed Jennifer Aniston at the end of this scene in that television show on FX that no one watches, fulfilling... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohans dad, Michael Lohan, was released two weeks ago after spending 20 months in jail for drunk driving. And now that he's out, he claims to have found religion and is anxious to reconcile with Lindsay and his... READ MORE

TMZ is now wondering if the footage seen everywhere yesterday (including here) of Eddie Griffin smashing a 1.5 million dollar Ferrari Enzo might be nothing but a “brilliant marketing ploy”.  Their proof?  Ummm … well, theres the picture above. ... READ MORE

The world's largest convenience store chain may get a movie make-over if all goes as planned, as 20 Century Fox is in talks with 7-Eleven to make over 11 of their stores so that they look like the Kwik-E-Mart. ... READ MORE

Yikes.  So obviously the comment section has been a wreck lately.  I know people think there's some mysterious filter that sends some posts through but not others, but the truth is there isn't.  It's just fucked up.   So we... READ MORE