Angelina Jolies adoption of a fifth child appears to be on track and reports say a one year girl from the African country of Chad could join the Jolie clan as soon as this summer.  Even though all is well... READ MORE

From the neck down, Pam Anderson still looks pretty hot, which is borderline amazing considering that she’s 800 years old, but as 5-time racquetball world champion Sudsy Monchik might say, “Hi, I’m Sudsy Monchik.”  READ MORE

God only knows how many insane homeless maniacs have pissed and thrown up on the very sport where Halle Berry is kissing in this picture, but she still looks hot doing it.  Jesus Halle, if I wrote your name... READ MORE

This trailer swings from dumb to cool and back again about every two seconds. It has Timothy Olyphant from "Deadwood" and Maggie Q from my wish book, so that's cool, but it doesn’t have a bikini car wash, so... READ MORE

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline finally settled on the details of their divorce last week and it will reportedly cost Brit $13 million to make KFed go away. When the two met in lawyers offices last week, they smoked... READ MORE

Yesterday the internet went all apeshit with reports quoting Rolling Stones guitarist (and Pirates of the Caribbean co-star/muse) Keith Richards as saying that he once snorted the ashes of his father during a drug binge.  Richards said:  "The strangest... READ MORE

Ever heard of More magazine?  Yeah, me neither.  But they say Jessica Simpson and John Mayer spent last week in Rome and while they were staying at the extra fancy Hotel de Russie, they shocked other hotel guests with... READ MORE

The New York Post reminds us today that the production of the movie “Grindhouse" – the double-feature movie directed by Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez that opens Friday – was shut down last April when the affair between Rodriguez... READ MORE

Man, I don't know if it's just the effects of spring or these pictures of Courtney Love lookin all sexy in her bikini, but my heart is alive this morning, seemingly for the first time.  She's soooo pretty.  I... READ MORE

Melanie Brown gave birth to a healthy baby girl this morning in Los Angeles.  Mother and child are both doing well, although the identity of the father is still unknown.  And by that I mean unknown to everyone, including... READ MORE