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April 9, 2007 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

In what must be some type of editing error, the Daily Mail says, “Glowing with health and showing off her changing figure, this is Charlotte Church taking pregnancy in her stride.  The 21-year-old TV presenter, who is four months... READ MORE

EVERYONE SUCKS

April 9, 2007 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Dear god, the numbers from this weekends box office are in and they reveal a very disappointing pull for "Grindhouse".  Despite being awesome in every way, it came in fourth place and earned a surprisingly low $11.5 million.  Lazy... READ MORE

LEELEE SOBIESKI IS PHOTOGENIC

April 6, 2007 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Luckily, reader Albert has unthinkably bad movie viewing habits and ended up looking up the 1999 TV movie "Joan of Arc" on IMDb, only to discover that the page has Leelee Sobieske represented by a picture of a little... READ MORE

SOME CHICK DID SOMETHING

April 6, 2007 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

On a scale of hilarity, "Entourage" is somewhere between a dead Christmas pony and getting raped by a bear with AIDS.  It's the worst show on television and it's not even close.  It's like the writers have declared a... READ MORE

50 IS A TOUGH GUY

April 6, 2007 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Tony Yayo, a member of 50 Cent's G-Unit crew that I’ve never heard of, was arrested last week on assault charges after he allegedly attacked a 14-year-old boy in Manhattan.  The boy is the son of manager Jimmy Rosemond,... READ MORE

US MAGAZINE IS VERY VERY SPECIFIC

April 6, 2007 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

US magazine might wanna hire some new headline writers for their Halle Berry posts.  Perhaps someone who’s not a total fucking retard, for example. (this one was funnier)   READ MORE

WTF IS THIS

April 6, 2007 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

I assume most people don’t buy purple nail polish because they think it won't match anything in their wardrobe, but maybe they didn’t think about a mint green jumpsuit, big novelty sunglasses like you win at the fair and... READ MORE

UMA THURMAN IS GROSS

April 5, 2007 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Seriously, at what point are people going to stop pretending that Uma Thurman is even remotely attractive.  Magazines and dumb Hollywood shows have been telling us for years that she's beautiful.  I guess as some kind of prank because... READ MORE

NO ONE WANTS TO KISS SNAGGLETOOTH

April 5, 2007 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

The very slowly growing-on-me Tobey Maguire says that the hardest thing he’s ever had to do in three movies playing Spider-Man – a role that demands intense physical preparation and endless hours with an army of trainers and stunt... READ MORE

THE THREE 6 MAFIA HAS TO GO

April 5, 2007 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

TMZ says that the Three 6 Mafia was kicked out of a house they were renting as part of an MTV series after a member of their entourage pee’d on the lawn belonging to their new neighbor, who just... READ MORE

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