I only barely know who Hayden Panettiere is, so I must admit that it was a brilliant piece of strategy for her to lick everything in sight for about two years and eventually earn a spot in my heart. ... READ MORE

Last September, the story broke that guerilla graffiti artist Banksy had smuggled 500 doctored copies of Paris Hilton's debut album into stores throughout the UK, where they sold without anyone knowing they were fake.  He replaced the liner notes... READ MORE

It really does look like she punched his little ass in the stomach three seconds earlier, doesn't it?  And good for her. Little bastard.  Hurley may be 50 or something, but she has what math scientists refer to as... READ MORE

Us magazine says that Jessica Simpson will host a special performance by the Pussycat Dolls at their lounge inside of PURE nightclub in Las Vegas.  Presumably, this means Jess will wear traditional Pussycat gear, including tight leather and fishnets,... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan tells Allure magazine that she is the grounding force for her friends and family, and they tend to spiral out of control without her rational, level headed guidance.  Lindsay says: "When my friends and family are around... READ MORE

SURI CRUISE IS ONE YEAR OLD TODAY – the baby girl of Tom Crusie and Katie Holmes turns one year old today, as previously implied by the headline.  It's not known if the parents will throw a party for... READ MORE

I appreciate Jessica Simpson wearing low cut tops like she used to and showing off her giant rack and even a hint of nipple, and because of that I'm willing to overlook the fact that she otherwise looks like... READ MORE

It's hard to know if this short film produced and starring Will Ferrell is really funny because it has a little kid yelling like an old Asian woman and cursing (always solid) or because Will looks exactly like Hair... READ MORE

For like two weeks now, the hot and completely unsubstantiated rumor has been that Lindsay Lohan has been f’ing DJ Samantha Ronson while on her recent trip to Japan (more about Ronson HERE).  And now a former publicist who... READ MORE

I was gonna watch "Dancing with the Stars" this year to see one-legged contestant Heather Mills, but then I remembered I wasn't super super gay, so I didn't. Luckily I'm confident enough to watch clips on youtube, at least... READ MORE