Both the Star and the National Enquirer are independently reporting this week that Britney Spears has cut off all contact with her mother, Lynne Spears, because Brittney is still furious that her mom basically forced her into rehab (and... READ MORE

I don’t usually count peoples toes, because I’m pretty sure I know what the result is gonna be, but Splash Online apparently does.  And Oprah is apparently some kind of demon.  Polydactylyism (animals with six toes) according to wiki:... READ MORE

Dina Lohan is apparently Lindsay Lohans manager, which is news to me, but you’ll be unsurprised to learn she's as bad a manager as she is a parent.  At least according to this interview in Us: How is Lindsay... READ MORE

I've always heard from people who would know that Charlize Theron is very pleasant but also kinda goofy.  And stuff like this is why: Oscar winner Charlize Theron didn't need a red carpet to show off her modelicious moves... READ MORE

I think this is an ad for iron underwear, because it's packed with things my ass never wants to see in the middle of the desert, where no one can hear me scream. READ MORE

You know, from the right angle, Jessica Alba could be considered attractive. READ MORE

Inexplicably successful model Petra Nemcova is pretty much a staple on the red carpet and club scene, so she always ends up in these tabloid stories.  I have no idea why.  She's ugly as hell and she dates morons... READ MORE

A little over a year ago, pictures started to circulate showing Denise Richards making out with and straddling Richie Sambora while the two vacationed in Hawaii.  Which was noteworthy because Richards was married to Charlie Sheen, with whom she... READ MORE

People.com says that magician Criss Angel is maybe sorta dating Cameron Diaz now.  They went out Saturday (pictured) and Monday night in Las Vegas, and Diaz was supposed to go back to LA Sunday but decided instead to stay... READ MORE

I think the fact that Nick Lachey is kind of a dolt helps him with impossibly perfect girls like Vanessa Misomething here.  Normally when a guy is talking to a chick this hot he has to bite his tongue... READ MORE