The Brit tabloid News of the World has published several shocking photographs of Lindsay Lohan, seemingly intoxicated and holding a knife to a friends throat.  They were taken four months ago, shortly after Lindsay completed her first stint in... READ MORE

Britney's big comeback seems to be going exactly as planned, presuming her plan was to sicken me on a daily basis.  Here she is this weekend, slaying that dragon named dignity down in Mexico with her cousin Alli.  Woof. ... READ MORE

I don't know what the hell happened to the MTV Awards.  You used to be able to count on them to see hot chicks almost naked (or mostly naked, in the case of Rose McGowan).  Now the big stars... READ MORE

The only way Paris Hilton could get any more owned in this clip from last nights MTV Movie Awards is if a hand came in and karate chopped her in the throat, then the camera stayed on her as... READ MORE

From the neck down, all three of these chicks look pretty hot.  Unfortunately I'm pretty sure it's illegal to have sex with chicks with no head, which means all three of them still classify as monsters. READ MORE

Susannah Johnson was released Saturday from the Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood, the prison where Paris Hilton will be taken into custody tomorrow to begin her 23 day sentence.  And Johnson says the other inmates have already formed... READ MORE

Today is boring.  To sum up, Lindsay Lohan is a retard and Paris Hilton is a different type of retard.  So, if you want, you can get a feel for next weekends big movies and be scared out of... READ MORE

After less than three full days at Promises rehab in Malibu, Lindsay Lohan has already left twice, once yesterday to go work out and late last night for an unknown reason.  And rumors persist that she will also begin... READ MORE

A new Dutch reality TV show called the "Big Donor Show" will debut tonight and the contestants are three terminally ill patients with kidney disease.  The winner gets a new kidney.  The losers, presumably, die.  Now that's a TV... READ MORE

Shockingly, Nicky Hilton does not feel that her sister Paris should be going to jail on Monday for repeatedly driving with a suspended license after a DUI.  Hilton says:  "I think she should definitely be punished, but going to... READ MORE