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I don't mean to trade in rumor and innuendo, but Salma Hayek might be pregnant.  READ MORE

The Drudge Report says that the prison where Paris Hilton has just begun her 23 day sentence has a long standing and serious problem with staph infections, and last year alone, 402 inmates were stricken.  Drudge says: For every... READ MORE

Angelina Jolie tells the current issue of Marie Claire that she got a new tattoo for Brad Pitt, and she doesn't say what it is or where, but it may just be the rabbit she planned to get on... READ MORE

Elizabeth Avanzino is a 35-year-old woman who has been in prison five times, for offenses including drugs and prostitution.  Similarly, Paris Hilton began her first prison term yesterday.  And I say "similarly" because Avanzino is Paris Hilton's aunt.  The... READ MORE

A ton of emails came in yesterday saying that the hot brunette in the pictures with Lindsay Lohan was Nick Lacheys girlfriend Vanessa Minnillo, and it doesn't look like it to me but whatever.  I was gonna fight it,... READ MORE

Akon really loves his fans. Wait, did I say "loves"? I meant to say "assaults". READ MORE

I don't care if you live to a hundred, there's no way you're ever gonna guess who this sexy thing is.  Seriously, don't even bother, you'll just frustrate yourself over your lack of guessing prowess.  more later.  (hint: it... READ MORE

If you could see my heart right now, you'd just see Snoopy dancing and cartoon bluebirds carrying banners of construction papers hearts and hanging them on a rainbow.  But I'd be remiss if I didn't pass along my congratulations... READ MORE

Paris Hilton surrendered to the Los Angeles County sheriff a little before midnight last night to begin her 23-day jail sentence.  And in their fine tradition of kissing celebrity ass, the sheriff announced that Paris will now have a... READ MORE