Janet Jackson tried to hide her hot body yesterday in Miami by wearing a full sweat suit, but you could still tell she's bangin.  She's built like a sexy lingerie model.  Wait, no, not "model".  "Bear".  She's built like... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan doesn't seem to spend very much time in rehab lately, and who can blame her.  That shit sounds boring, and Lindsay is fun.  Those places don't even do anything.  Yesterday she hung out in Malibu in a... READ MORE

The Australian magazine Famous is the first to publish the pictures of Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minillio having sex in a hot tub while on vacation in Mexico last weekend.  There don't seem to be any decent scans online... READ MORE

Hilary Duff hung out in Malibu yesterday for the Fourth of July, and basically just looked adorable the entire time.  She's so ridiculously cute I'm not sure I could even have sex with her.  It would be like having... READ MORE

Britney Spears wrote a letter to X17 Online, the paparazzi agency who was so famously attacked by Britney with an umbrella the night after she shaved her head and just before her stint in rehab (relive the magic here). ... READ MORE

Confirming the rumors for the past month, multiple sources are saying today that Nicole Richie is in fact pregnant with her boyfriend Joel Madden.  TMZ says: The starlet has been dating Good Charlotte frontman Joel Madden for over six... READ MORE

I only barely know who Ashley Tisdale is, but I do know she's not Lindsay or Paris or Britney and she's in a bikini, and that's good enough for now.  All I know for sure is that she does... READ MORE

Media Take Out says today that Alfonso Ribiero (maybe most famous for playing the nerdy character Carlton on "The Fresh Prince of Bel Air" with Will Smith) is still in the process of divorcing his first wife but has... READ MORE

The real Scarlett Johansson needs to find this fake Scarlett Johansson and give her a brutal karate attack for impersonating her.  Because I like to pretend the real Scarlett Johansson doesn't have a giant ass and a dumb tattoo... READ MORE

I thought the media was supposed to bombard us with images of physical perfection that puts unfair pressure on girls because it glorifies an unrealistic body type.  The obsession with models and peer pressure to stay thin can sometimes... READ MORE