X17 says that Britney Spears is all poised for another crazy meltdown as she is alienating the last of her friends and is now almost entirely alone.  Her cousin Alli has been a constant companion for the last month... READ MORE

Nick Lachey has found a foolproof way to deal with the embarrassing questions about the sexy pictures taken with GF Vanessa Minnillo while on vacation in Mexico. His plan? Stare blankly and then have the cameras shut off. It's... READ MORE

I'm not sure what the male equivalent would be for tanning your tits 5 feet away from kids floatie toys, but I'm 100 percent positive that it's wildly illegal.  In fact, there's nothing about these pictures that makes a... READ MORE

Nicole Richie will go to court tomorrow to face charges of DUI after her December 11th arrest for driving the wrong way down the Burbank freeway while high on vicodin and marijuana.  Richie tried to stall again today and... READ MORE

Maybe it's because she's 90 or maybe it's just because her fitness routine is the lamest thing I've ever seen, but actress(?) Lisa Rinna needs to stop doing exercise photoshoots (please god let this be a photoshoot).  I have... READ MORE

The New York Daily News says today that Pete Wentz of Fall Out Boy is as clever as he is handsome!  Pete still claims to be sober even though GF Ashlee Simpson secretly – brace yourself – pours alcohol... READ MORE

Paris Hilton famously told Larry King during her first post-jail interview that she never does drugs and in fact has never even tried them.  And yet… …the newly spiritual heirhead emerged from an SUV in front of Hollywood club... READ MORE

Many people are wondering if Brooke Hogan was showing off her new implants on a trip to Hawaii this weekend.  So are those new?  The definitive answer is, I have no idea.  I'm not even entirely positive why she's... READ MORE

Hayden Panettiere hung out in Venice Beach this weekend and basically rolled around on some dude for 5 hours on used condoms and needles.  She has a lot to learn about being a celebrity.  Venice Beach?  The only people... READ MORE

Finally the pictures we've all been waiting for.  And by "we", I mean, me and my penis.  Mandy Moore in a bikini on vacation in Mexico.  And wow are they disappointing.  This is why Mandy Moore is on the... READ MORE