Us Weekly, according to Gallery of the Absurd, says that Britney Spears is headed for another very public meltdown, and her recent pattern of behavior mirrors the way she was acting just before she shaved her head and attacked... READ MORE

Britney Spears and her mom Lynne Spears had a "shocking slapfest" three weeks ago that "left Lynne shaken and Britney more determined than ever to cut her mother out of her life for good," according to a new report. ... READ MORE

Heidi Klum went shopping in Beverly Hills yesterday with her 2-year-old son, Henry Günther Ademola Dashtu Samuel.  Henry is the first of two kids she's had with husband Seal.  And I guess she had a second one because the... READ MORE

While details of his character remain unknown, Isaiah Washington has been hired to star in at least 5 episodes of "The Bionic Woman" on NBC.  NBC also signed Washington to a development deal for the 2008-2009 season.  Executive producer... READ MORE

Several sources are saying that an authentic copy of "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows" has hit the internet.  Someone, maybe a hand model, has photographed every page of the much anticipated book and posted it on several torrent... READ MORE

Tara Reid and her ridiculous implants actually looked pretty hot yesterday in Malibu, except for her stomach, which still makes her like a clay monster from Scooby Doo.  But the rest of her parts look pretty good.  Unfortunately Science won't... READ MORE

Lily Allen is vacationing this week in Koh Samui, which is Thailands third largest island, and either I got rebuilt by the government with x-ray vision during my nap or she went swimming topless.  I hope it's the first... READ MORE

Celebrity Babylon caught Val Kilmer looking more handsome than ever yesterday outside the Rainbow on Sunset in West Hollywood.  The guy is sex personified.  Even I would throw my panties at him.  He's like someone combined all the hottest... READ MORE

Mel Gibson was photographed in a bar in Nicoya, Costa Rica, where he owns a huge mansion, for some reason.  This picture looks remarkably similar to several pictures that showed up of Mel drunk in bars in and around... READ MORE

We should maybe just post stuff from now on when Paris Hilton goes a day without ending up naked in public or drunk in public or just sort of making an ass out of herself in general.  It's Monday,... READ MORE