Thank god Bear Grylls didnt fall into that terrfying crevice in Hawaii.  He would have had to hike dozens of feet to get to help.  Literally … dozens.  READ MORE

The first picture of Lindsay Lohan in Utah, taking a break from her time in rehab at the Cirque Lodge in Orem, is now online.  TMZ says: The actress took a walk around the town yesterday, took in the... READ MORE

Anne Hathaway and I agree: chicks with big boobs should give guys blowjobs on yachts.  It's just the right thing to do.  It's the perfect way to relax – at work, play, or on the go!  So stop being... READ MORE

I bet this cop is stopping Sharon Stone to thank her for parking in a handicapped spot.  I bet those gimps were pretty grateful.  A lot of those sick ugly bastards aren't even rich and famous, yet Sharon parked... READ MORE

I'm not sure who popped Brandon Davis is his punk ass eye, but they're my official "Hero of the Day".  The fireman who pulled me from that fiery car wreck and then brought me back to life is now... READ MORE

I promise nothing would make me happier than to stop posting Britney stories, but the crazy bitch is everywhere.  This is just the stuff from the past 24 hours: BRITNEY IS DRUNK AND NAKED – Another shocking revelation: “She... READ MORE

A woman named Tracie Rice filed suit today against Lindsay Lohan, claiming she was in the car Lindsay chased on July 24th, the night of Lindsays most recent arrest for DUI and possession of cocaine.  Rice says she was... READ MORE

Page Six says today that Paris Hilton appears to be a changed woman and the days of her nonstop partying and whoring for attention are over.  Or are they – dun dun dun… …sources close to the ditzy heirhead... READ MORE

I thought we did away with scurvy like 400 years ago but I guess not, because Jenna Jameson was seen in Malibu doing … whatever the hell this all is.  I do give her points for confidence though because... READ MORE

The Daily Mail says today that, contrary to other reports claiming that her relationship with Brad Pitt is in trouble, Angelina Jolie is making plans to visit Ethiopia in three months to adopt another baby.  It would be their... READ MORE