Ryan Phillippe (and so help me God, if you ever pronounce it "FILL-uh-pay" in my presence I will wang you right in the ding dong) reportedly isn't happy about ex-wife Reese Witheredpoon boning Jake Gyllenhaal. “Ryan is pissed about... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan decided going for a little bike ride was no reason not to let her big tits hang out everywhere yesterday.  She's a role model for stacked bitches everywhere.  Unlike your mom, who's more of a roll model. ... READ MORE

Rosie O'Donnell was spotted boating in Miami looking like what you see here.  If Donald Trump were here, he'd tell her how fat and poor she is.  As you can see, he's way off base.  As for me, I'm... READ MORE

A paparazzi was caught trying to take a picture up Paris Hilton's skirt while she demurely pretended to talk on her phone this week.  Jeez, dude, could you get any lazier?  Vegas puts the over/under how long you have... READ MORE

Peter Criss Angel (that's his full name, his parents were big Kiss fans) is denying recent rumors that he and Britney are an item.   "It's amazing what people think," Angel said Friday. "We're not together. Her manager is... READ MORE

Mornin', kids.  I hope your hangovers aren't too intense, and that whomever you woke up next to can make a decent cup of coffee.  Always remember: no one's as ugly as they seem in the harsh light of morning.... READ MORE

Set pictures from Angelina Jolies new movie "Wanted" have shown up online.  In these pictures, Angelina tries to kill the stunt man by laying on the hood in a skirt with her legs spread and her kitty (aka, "heaven")... READ MORE

TMZ says that Britney Spears and magician Criss Angel spent the night together in LA last night.  Angel has reportedly been helping Britney prep for her appearance on the upcoming MTV Video Awards, but that doesn’t explain why they... READ MORE

Just wanted to mention quickly that FilmDrunk.com goes live Monday.  It's sort of a companion site to this one, but focusing more on movie news and rumors and less on calling Britney fat.  That's my gig.  Because she's so... READ MORE

Pregnant chicks are creepy, but enormous boobs are awesome, so these pictures are a real mixed blessing.  My poor penis doesn't know what to think. READ MORE