Contrary to earlier online reports claiming that Britney Spears is in London or maybe even Belgium, OK! magazine says that Britney is actually still home in LA, torturing her kids with her insane psychotic wanderings.  OK! says: …according to... READ MORE

Despite breaking up just about one month ago, Jessica Alba and Cash Warren were seen arm in arm this morning in the Pacific Palisades.  Which I guess means they're maybe back together.  It would appear Cash didn't take my... READ MORE

OK! magazine says that Linsday Lohan may have (but probably didn't) bought beer at a Utah grocery store last night.  OK says: This morning on Utah's 97.1 FM, an anonymous called to report a Lindsay Lohan sighting. But unlike... READ MORE

Hayden Panettiere spent her 18th birthday yesterday at Declare Yourself registering to vote, and if that wasn't hot enough, she also got fondled by some mummy who would explode into a pile of dust if you poked him.  I... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan has arranged for OK! magazine to do a photo shoot with her while she is in rehab at the Cirque Lodge detox center in Sundance, Utah.  The pictures are supposed to look like candids but they are... READ MORE

Britney Spears backed out at the last minute from recording a song with Justin Timberlake and Timbaland.  Her record label is now said to be very worried about her new album, fearing that there are no potential hits.  Page... READ MORE

Does anyone go to god damn jail in Hollywood?  Didn't Britney slam into someones parked car on videotape two weeks ago?  No one in law enforcement cares about that?  Don't the cops do stuff like this anymore?  They still... READ MORE

I really don't think its too much to ask that all pregnant chicks look like Christina Aguilera.  And by that I mean, don't change in any way except for getting enormous boobs.  I don't need to see something kicking... READ MORE

Sienna Miller was at the beach in Ibiza, Spain yesterday, and I don't know if it was a topless beach or if Ibiza, Spain is just the greatest place on earth.  If I've learned anything from sitcoms – and... READ MORE

Jennifer Aniston is denying that she gave an interview to Britain’s Look magazine in which she talks about meeting with ex husband Brad Pitt and Shiloh, his daughter with Angelina Jolie.  Us magazine says: An article in the new... READ MORE