According to the always accurate, never sensational UK Sun, Scarlett Johansson will soon be traveling to a sand country to entertain the troops.  Since she's not really a singer or comedienne, and she doesn't really have the power to... READ MORE

According to InTouch Weekly, Freckletits' 13-year-old sister Ali was involved in a car wreck after sneaking out of the house to meet a boy. Ali had snuck out of the house to be with her friend, a 16-year-old boy... READ MORE

Enrique Iglesias (he's the one with the mole and chin pubes, not the one banging JLo) is reportedly being offered condom endorsements after coming clean about his ferret cock to Ok! and Esquire. Enrique Iglesias is making waves by... READ MORE

The always classy Bill Maher showed up to Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills last night looking like he'd just gotten his red wings.  That's just not right. A wise man once told me, "You can swim in the Red... READ MORE

Britney showed up to Criss Angel's place at 2 am the other night and didn't leave until 9 am the next morning.  He's a great magician. "Ta da! I made my standards disappear!"  Some chick that dresses exactly like... READ MORE

That's right folks, the weekend shift is back.  I'm Lance Martini from FilmDrunk, and I'll be handling the scorn and ridicule for the next couple days.  I may not be as clever, but I try harder, for the same... READ MORE

It's nice to see Jenny McCarthy in a bikini in Hawaii, not because she's so great or anything but because Hawaii is really nice.  I don't like when people like Charlize go to some dump country and then I'm... READ MORE

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In a surprise move, Michael Vick agreed to plead guilty today to chargers of running a dog fighting ring.  His plea was not expected until Monday.  The Smoking Gun says: Vick has agreed to plead guilty to a felony... READ MORE

Access Hollywood asked perpetual jackass Jamie Foxx about Michael Vick's dog fighting charges, and, as always, he never fails to disappoint. "It's a cultural thing, I think," Jamie said. "Most brothers didn't know that, you know. I used to... READ MORE