These are more pictures of Jennifer Aniston surfing in Hawaii, but now there's 100 percent more falling down.  Jennifer Aniston is actually pretty likable when she's like this.  And by that, I mean mute and almost naked.  She has... READ MORE

Put your coffee down and buckle the fuck up, because this news is gonna shake you to the core.   Ex-Hollywood publicist Jonathon Jaxson says Jake Gyllenhaal might be gay.  Oh, I know, I couldn't believe it either.  But I... READ MORE

From the always fair and reliable Globe Magazine: ONE year after Steve Irwin's shocking death in the ocean, troubling questions have surfaced about the tragedy and demands are being made for his secret autopsy report to be made public.... READ MORE

"What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in... READ MORE

Well, folks, I think that's just about it for me.  I've got a hangover, there ain't much goin' on, and I just couldn't bring myself to try to write something funny about the DMX animal cruelty story.  Ugh, don't... READ MORE

Carmen Electra ex and fruity little weasel Dave Navarro is directing an adult film for Teravision, the company owned by pornstar Tera Patrick and her husband, Biohazard bassist Evan Seinfeld.  I love that term "adult film" – makes you... READ MORE

Before, I always just figured she looked like a homeless midget.  But then it hit me; the maniacal, wide-set eyes, the big droopy mouth, the gay wizard clothes – she's clearly the long-lost daughter of Steven Tyler from Aerosmith.... READ MORE

Harvey Weinstein defended Lindsay Lohan in a recent interview with Entertainment Tonight. "I just hope that Lindsay is fine. She's a good lady," says Weinstein. When asked if he'd hire her he replied, "Of course. She's a wonderful actress.... READ MORE

Summer Fashion Tips, with Jeremy Piven When it comes to beach wear, the wifebeater is a classic that never goes out of style. Beach, Wifebeater – they go together like peanut butter and jelly. However, I find that the... READ MORE

Britney got pulled over for speeding on the 10 freeway at around 12:30 Saturday morning.  Supposedly, she wasn't drunk or anything, she just calmly signed her ticket and then got out to let one of her hagfags drive.  It's... READ MORE