Can we just be serious for one second please. How GD amazing is it that Jordan Bratman gets to F Christina Aguilera?  More people were killed by gorillas last year than dudes who pulled ass this far out of... READ MORE

OJ Simpson may be arrested by Las Vegas police later today because last night he and five other men allegedly broke into a hotel room and robbed a man at gunpoint.  TMZ says: It happened at the Palace Station... READ MORE

It's hard not to notice that Paris Hiltons idea of a family and Hitlers idea of a family look almost identical, but she seems okay with that, because according to the Metro UK, she dreams of adopting four blond,... READ MORE

It's with no small amount of pride that I mention I've hated Dane Cook since the first minute I saw him. He's always sucked, he's never been funny. This dude couldn't make me laugh unless he got me high... READ MORE

Matthew McConaughey could pretty much bang whoever he wants, so why he's doing it with Brazilian model Camilla Alves is beyond me.  Obviously her body is fantastic but her face is rough.  I could carve a softer, more feminine... READ MORE

Cash Warren has threatened to sue The National Enquirer if they run a story claiming he cheated on girlfriend Jessica Alba.  They say, just weeks after reuniting with Alba, Warren cheated on her with Russian model Vera Mishina. Mishina... READ MORE

The Sun UK says today that Zahara Jolie, the adopted daughter of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, may need surgery on her hip to correct a hip dysplasia.  Which is weird because I thought that was a dog disease. ... READ MORE

I always assumed Jake Gyllenhaal was some kind of little baby, and he does stuff that little babies do, like cry when they skin their knee and sleep with stuffed animals, but it turns out he's totally boss and... READ MORE

Tom Ford used to be the lead designer for Gucci, now he's some sort of media superstar and he designs a lot of the clothes for big stars during awards season.  One reason for his meteoric rise might be... READ MORE

The Daily Mail says that 44-year-old Demi Moore has spent almost half a million dollars on cosmetic surgery.  It also says something about ageism in Hollywood but that part was boring so I skipped it.  I'm assuming they're against... READ MORE