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Jordan Peele Quit Acting After Literally Getting Shit Roles

February 5, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Being offered any role in The Emoji Movie is a great reason to quit acting. And being offered the position of poop in the same low quality film is a suitable reason to be so upset you just stick... READ MORE

Justin Timberlake Takes Dump On Prince’s Grave

February 5, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Those questioning Justin Timberlake’s fashion choices during last night’s Super Bowl 52 halftime show should probably know that the pants were made specifically for the occasion, and that the odd shape was necessary for including a special flap that conveniently... READ MORE

Man Who Cupped Terry Crews’ Teabags Calls No Harm No Foul

February 5, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

It would be nice if male on male sexual assault could be reviewed by referees like Zack Ertz’s 4th quarter Super Bowl LII catch. You could easily refer to the replay and determine if the man who allegedly groped... READ MORE

Jessica Simpson Avoids Body Positivity Body With Discipline

February 4, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Sometimes fat shaming sneaks in like a hungry hammy into the kitchen in the middle of the night. Jessica Simpson is the latest offender but she’s hiding it so well. Modern women are fighting for their right to be... READ MORE

Jim Carrey Did Nothing Wrong

February 3, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Jim Carrey is a man who has earned many monikers over the years. The aliases that the general public are most familiar with it comes to Carrey are crazy comedian canuck,  DMT evangelist, free spirited herpes dealer, and alleged... READ MORE

Would You Hit It: Topless Bella Hadid Doggie Style

February 3, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Japanese sex robot Bella Hadid appears to be crushing a dog with her robo strength in this new Instagram picture, and her most recent upgrade apparently allows her to create something that sort of registers as a human smile. Like in... READ MORE

Blind Item: Sexually Assaulted Co-Star Back For More Abuse In Franchise Reboot

February 2, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Did he sexually harass you? Yes Did he sexually assault you? Yes. Did he treat you like crap most days you worked with him? Yes. Are you in debt and need a job desperately? Yes. So, will you work with... READ MORE

Monica Bellucci MILF Mermaid and Crap Around the Web

February 2, 2018 | celebrity | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Red hot celebs in red hot swimsuits and more! READ MORE

Kim Kardashian Releases Actual List Of Her 12 H8ers For Stank Juice

February 2, 2018 | Uncategorized | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

We always say that h8ers gonna h8, and we also always say that Kim Kardashian is a microwaved Fleshlight, and today these two very important facts convene to bring us Kim Kardashian’s official h8ers list featuring twelve people who... READ MORE

Beauty And The Biebs Over Soon

February 2, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

There’s only so long someone can handle being in a relationship with an overly committed Christian that’s just a hair shy of being completely crazy. In the realm of all things Bieber, fans are still waiting for Justin to... READ MORE

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