We just received breaking news that the Winter Olympics are still a thing and that in record time this year’s event is already tragic stupid and boring. Today marked the opening ceremony of the PyeongChang 2018 Winter Olympics on the... READ MORE

Rose McGowan’s ex-manager Jill Messick has committed suicide, and while her act undoubtedly is the culmination of years of battling documented depression, confirmed in a statement by her family, the straw that broke the camel’s back was McGowan’s very... READ MORE

22 people died and 500 plus were injured at an Ariana Grande concert in Manchester but the stories of those people don’t matter because they don’t write bubblegum pop singles that make it to the top of Billboard. Grande’s... READ MORE

PETA was put on this earth after God realized he needed a home for wayward ex-hookers to show off their fake tits for a fake cause. The organization People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals has previously harnessed the... READ MORE

Katy Perry is once again shooting herself in her woke foot, challenging her own brand of enlightenment with motivational one-liners not unfit for a Cialis ad in her new interview with Glamour Magazine. We all bared Witness to Perry’s... READ MORE

Hilary Duff is catching some heat over her decision to play Sharon Tate in a new “psychological horror” film entitled The Haunting of Sharon Tate. Most of the hostility aimed her way is coming from the sister of the... READ MORE

Fake news is starting to get out of hand and the goal is to prey on your insecurities like the “add extra inches to your penis” ads on the side of every porn website. A new “study” claims a... READ MORE

Ben Affleck is all about the booze, Tom Brady, and blaming his personal problems on other people. A completely blitzed Ben went on a rant in 2016 on a show called Any Given Wednesday with Bill Simmons defending Tom... READ MORE

Now that a post-pregnancy Kylie Jenner is held up undergoing enough cosmetic body reshaping procedures to make Frankenstein look like he has a natural glow, her sister Beast Kardashian is able to fully step into the pregnant reality ho... READ MORE

Everyone needs to drop what they’re doing right now because Busy Philipps is the most important woman that’s fed up with Quentin Tarantino. Forget the fact that Uma Thurman unknowingly did her best impression of Death Proof during the... READ MORE