Anyone watching the Olympics last night knows first and foremost that North Korean figure skaters are only allowed to pick outfits inspired by Tron, and secondly that snowboarder Shaun White is probably the biggest douchebag in the world. He’s... READ MORE

The world of celebrity was a different beast back when Marlon Brando and Richard Pryor were big names. Ultimate decadence has always been defined as diddling another dude’s dick just because you can. The only difference is that you... READ MORE

Rita Ora NSFW vacay, Elizabeth Hurley cleavage, and more! READ MORE

As a Chicagoan I disagree with media coverage that portrays us as Mad Max, but I absolutely agree with any coverage that portrays us as people who think about food 24/7. This Saturday our local ABC station accidentally identified... READ MORE

Danielle Herrington is the third black model ever to cover Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition, which is a damn shame considering Chrissy Teigen graced the cover in 2014. Wasn’t there anyone else in the world? I mean Oprah would have... READ MORE

Kim Cattrall’s brother, Chris Cattrall, had been missing since January 30th. Kim asked for followers on social media for help with finding him but her brother lived in Lacombe. I doubt she has many fans following her in geographical... READ MORE

Victoria Beckham is the best example of the “B word” at the moment and depending on who you’re asking it’ll be different words both beginning with “b” used to describe the same woman. If you’re asking anyone related to... READ MORE

Purchased bot followers everywhere are rejoicing now that their queen Kylie Jenner is finally back on Instagram after she took a hiatus to focus on the antichrist stewing in her ovaries. But it’s probably going to be a while... READ MORE

It’s rare to see a nip slip on a reality show, but it’s even rarer for a whole breast to pop out! READ MORE

Fake news. Fake news fake news fake news. Kim Kardashian can’t read. After an afternoon of grazing in a field of penises and laxatives, the most majestic centaur around saddled up to her supposed “inaugural book club meeting” to... READ MORE