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Frankel My Dear I Don’t Give A Damn

February 22, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Bethenny Frankel is ninety-five-years-old and has had a kid, and still manages to have, technically, a pretty amazing beach bod that she often gets credit for in the headlines. Never mind the fact that her face looks like it... READ MORE

Blac Chyna’s Leaked Sex Tape Scoring Low On Rotten Tomatoes

February 22, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I’m having a hard time believing that Blac Chyna, a stripper who has been on video with a beer bottle in her butt, is so appalled over a leaked sex tape that she needs an official investigation until a... READ MORE

John Legend Should Have Used Lyft

February 21, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Finding a cab driver that’s a decent individual is a harder task than Rebel Wilson trying to find her clitoris under all those extra flaps of fat around her vaginal area. I’ve been rooting for the entire cab industry... READ MORE

Jared Leto – Justin Timberlake Stole My Bustier

February 21, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Any man who has ever gotten a blow out should never be trusted, and any man who suddenly makes Jared Leto’s fashion choices look age-appropriate and not-douchebag-y should probably think about ending his own life. It’s time Justin. It’s... READ MORE

Karla Souza’s Mexico Rape Experience

February 21, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

The only thing worse than being in Mexico is being raped in Mexico, and in an interview with CNN, How to Get Away With Murder actress Karla Souza alleged that she endured just that while shooting a movie at the... READ MORE

Registered Sex Offender Headlines New Dating Site

February 21, 2018 | Celebs | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Are you lonely? Are you tired of what Tinder has to offer? Have you noticed that every time you swipe right on the hottest single women in your area they always lean left when it comes to politics? It’s... READ MORE

From Blow To Snow, Olympian Quits Porn To Compete

February 21, 2018 | News | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

The type of people involved porn are always stereotyped. The scenario always involves some skeevy guy with a camera tempting some college student or single mom with piles of money to preform a few sexual acts with a stranger.... READ MORE

Natalie Portman’s Creative “Woke” Woody Allen Spin

February 21, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Since pretty much every actor and actress in Hollywood has kissed the ring slipped onto the crepey blotched hand of Woody Allen over the six decades that he has been directing five good movies and three-hundred terrible ones, pretty... READ MORE

Jennifer Lawrence Wants To Have Sex With Timotheé Chalamet

February 21, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

My co-workers and I just had a rousing conversation hypothesizing what could be going on in Jennifer Lawrence’s head right now, because she’s obviously on the cusp of a mental breakdown, and we settled on either tail-end-of-America’s-sweetheart-status syndrome or Adderall.... READ MORE

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