Roll out the red carpet, so long as it matches the curtains, for the most wonderful part of awards season: Mr. Skin’s 19th Annual Anatomy Awards! READ MORE

I know I say this a lot, but I really did grow up the National Geographic spread “Meth Face Hill People Exposed” and my best friend while going to high school in East Tennessee was nothing if not a... READ MORE

Jennifer Lawrence continues to promise her disappearance on a daily basis but has yet to find the courage to actually disappear. I’m not surprised how flexible her tongue is when it comes to telling false tales after her hacked... READ MORE

Topless Olympians, boob tube nudes, and more! READ MORE

I could think of a plethora of other shows that the Kardashians and Jenners would have been better suited to make an appearance on. But for some reason, a live-action reboot of Celebrity Deathmatch seems to be the most... READ MORE

Our trim little wet vac was talking with Nikki Glaser on SiriusXM when she claimed to have cried while writing touching words about gargling with her hubby's baby batter. READ MORE

Hi and welcome to the Jennifer Lawrence Meltdown Roundup, which is unfortunately necessary if I don’t want to become a full Lawrence biographer by writing about her every five fucking seconds. She can’t be more than a week away... READ MORE

Models aren’t exactly scholars. And when it comes to marriage it’s more about money than making a smart decision when picking a long-term partner. Somehow a mixture of taking your clothes off and taking pictures for a living you... READ MORE

Every time Tila Tequila talks or types it makes me sad to know someone so stupid progressed beyond the stages of a fetus. She embodies mail order girlfriend gone wrong and should be deported back to Singapore as soon... READ MORE

Life is about minimizing risks, especially for people suffering from anxiety. Kendall Jenner recently came forward with a harrowing account of her struggles with being anxious about walking in a straight line during Paris Fashion Week (I guess life isn’t... READ MORE