March 1, 2018 |
celebrity |
Elliot Wolf|
I’m just waiting for the man who fancies himself an Alfred Hitchcock with his cameo appearances to kick the bucket and finally be absent from a Marvel movie. I’m crossing my fingers for Gambit 2019 but with an ego...
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March 1, 2018 |
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Sam Robeson|
Of all the cultural shifts to happen over the thousands of years that humans have been on this Earth, nothing has been more substantial than a stoner Disney alum dry humping a middle-aged man's crotch during an awards show. And this...
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March 1, 2018 |
celebrity |
Sam Robeson|
Revenge Body is a reality show in which one fat person tells other fat people how fat they are. And nobody knows more about being fat than Beast Kardashian, who sits down with the fame-hungry schlubs to dispense advice...
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March 1, 2018 |
celebrity |
Elliot Wolf|
Charlize Theron is coming clean about her routine reefer habit during her early years on this Earth. It’s hard not to yawn when celebrities have this out-of-touch image of themselves never grounded in reality. Theron talking about her early...
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February 28, 2018 |
celebrity |
Elliot Wolf|
Do you remember second grade? The grade where you recently kicked the habit of feasting on your own boogers and stopped wetting yourself at recess because you’re a big boy now. Most likely you also staunchly believed that saving...
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February 28, 2018 |
NSFW |
Sam Robeson|
There’s a whole lot of art (doofus) streaming right now, and these are the tits and asses and contrarians that are worth your while. See Shannon Elizabeth’s lifelike rack in American Pie, body double Nadine Crocker in Cabin Fever,...
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February 28, 2018 |
celebrity |
Sam Robeson|
Before today Gillian Anderson was the latest celebrity to rather go nude than wear fur for PETA, and while her shoot was more a part of an “I’ve still got it” tour, new PETA model Ireland Baldwin’s photo is...
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February 28, 2018 |
celebrity |
Elliot Wolf|
Chris Pratt should probably go back to being the same Pratt on the couch of Parks and Recreation. Or at the very least keep his mouth closed when it comes to wishing Kevin Smith the best after a heart...
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February 28, 2018 |
celebrity |
Sam Robeson|
Celebrities that suck don’t realize that by endorsing something – AKA shoving something down our throats – they make normal people want to do the opposite. Their respective fan bases most likely already agree with their opinions, so why...
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