First off, if any of you own a pair of scissors and aren’t mentally disabled, you should ring Emma Watson, because she’s in need of someone with those exact qualifications to replace the person that created this hairstyle.... READ MORE

It’s time for everyone’s favorite game – Guess That Plastic Surgery Victim. We pretty much have the pick of the botched litter thanks to last night’s Oscars, but one actress really stood out in terms of how much she... READ MORE

  Tori Spelling’s terrible decisions in life are finally starting to catch up with her and she’s not handling it well. A wife, mother, and woman sharing similar facial features with a manatee had her home visited by the... READ MORE

If you have the same mentality as Rose McGowan you probably believe that men are to blame for most of the problems in the world. Why take responsibility for traces of a controlled substance when you can just pin... READ MORE

The celebrity oath of shameless includes a pretty stringent clause regarding the flaunting of a post-baby body. A female celebrity must claim to be a champion of women while actually portraying unrealistic body standards that make normal moms feel... READ MORE

At one point in her life Kathy Griffin was kind of funny, but in the decades since, she’s done a bang-up job of making herself more of a punch line than she could ever land on stage. This past... READ MORE

Danielle Bregoli is officially the man of the house now. She paid off her mother’s mortgage so she’s free to openly use as many potty mouth words indoors as she wants. It’s the perks of being the primary provider... READ MORE

Thanks to a new study, sex with women is about to get more annoying than driving a manual transmission in the middle of traffic. Not too long ago female “squirting” during an orgasm came under attack as the “experts”... READ MORE

I lost hope for hot women in the White House after learning about Hope Hicks’ departure. That just leaves us with Sarah Huckabee Sanders and she’s about as appetizing as a sweaty 7-11 hot dog when compared to the... READ MORE

If you can’t say anything nice don’t say anything at all. Apparently this advice has left the sandbox and followed Fuller House’s showrunner Jeff Franklin into adulthood. He’s been officially cancelled courtesy of Warner Bros. TV not tolerating the... READ MORE