Each of the Jenndashians runs her own subscription-based website, where her red tartar fan bases can learn everything from hot makeup tips to how to fry up a protein-rich omelet using the vast amounts of jizz running down... READ MORE

  Boobs were out in droves this week on television, and at the top of the tit heap were Caroline Abras and Cristina Flores on The Mechanism,  Hannah Tasker-Poland again on Ash vs Evil Dead, Nyseli Vega on High... READ MORE

Charlie Sheen is psychotic, tasteless, and HIV-positive. But one classification that won’t stick when it comes to Mr. Tiger Blood is rapist. In a silent victory against MeToo Charlie finally cleared his name from false allegations. Sheen never caved... READ MORE

Rapper 50 cent has a hardcore reputation to uphold and Vivica A. Fox is messing that all up. Whenever an ex-lover is looking to boost sales for a book that’s about to be released it typically means every secret... READ MORE

  I’ve been told not to use too many naughty words on here so as to not affect our trillions of dollars of advertising revenue, but, um, Kirstie Alley is a fucking bitch. The late astrophysicist Stephen Hawking overcame... READ MORE

If the herbal tea cancer laxatives you buy off a Jenndashian’s Instagram account don’t help you shed the pounds, then fear not, because the brothel sisterhood intermittently pimps a wide variety of girdles. After what has been way too... READ MORE

The type of things you’re allowed to get away with when you’re an Australian woman with a heinie the size of a hippo is amazing. Crocodilian Dundette Iggy Azalea casually bragged about burning Nick Young’s expensive clothing on Watch... READ MORE

"This married former A++ list politician that everyone on earth knows is having an affair with a staffer of his who used to be a production assistant on a morning news show. The woman, does not actually appear to... READ MORE

  Parkland, FL shooter and number one fan of the FBI’s dedication to inefficiency and negligence Nikolas Cruz apparently has a brother, and his brother apparently thinks it’s cool to casually scope out the site of the tragic massacre... READ MORE

Every once in awhile a man wins at a woman’s game. Kevin Federline needs his jersey hanging up in the Hall of Fame and every establishment that women frequent so they can be reminded that men like him exist... READ MORE