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Cameron Diaz Finally Done With Hollywood

April 4, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Cameron Diaz is finally done pretending to be the woman she once was. Her heyday was at the turn of the century. Anything she starred in after 2010 was barely worth watching. Bad Teacher was obviously a big name... READ MORE

Jessica Chastain Is An Undercover Prude On Being Nude

April 4, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Jessica Chastain wants women to be depicted in a more tasteful light when losing their top for a scene. The best part about a woman taking her clothes off is that she isn’t required to talk while doing so.... READ MORE

Selena Gomez – Lupus Cute Name For Big Fake Tits

April 4, 2018 | Celebs | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Back in my day when celebrities needed to step out of the limelight for a stint in rehab or recovery after getting big new fake tits, they called it “celebrity exhaustion.” Now people are calling it “lupus.” Kids... READ MORE

Caitlyn Crawford Regrets Going Nude. Whatever.

April 4, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  First off, the idea that any model in her fifties is ageless is a total fallacy conspired on by the Botox corporation and the liberal media, and I won’t have it. You can’t recreate youth, and one of... READ MORE

CMBYN Wanted To Show More Weiners

April 4, 2018 | News | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

A movie that promotes pedophilia received four nominations and took home a win for Best Adapted Screenplay but that wasn’t enough for the man who wrote Call Me By Your Name’s script to be fully happy. The writer, James... READ MORE

Demi Rose Champagne Wishes and Crap Around the Web

April 3, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Sophie Mudd's massive mams, Liv Tyler lingerie model, and more! READ MORE

Leonardo DiCaprio Responsible For Destroying Thai Beauty

April 3, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Just because Leonardo DiCaprio is currently saving glaciers from global warming and hot models from celibacy doesn’t mean he hasn’t had his fair share when it comes to destruction. Even if his involvement is indirectly. After social media influencers... READ MORE

New Blu-ray And DVD T&A To Watch Out For

April 3, 2018 | NSFW | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Is there anything sadder than seeing a woman with a cart full of frozen dinners and cat food buy a Blu-ray from a display in a check out lane at Target? No there’s not. But if she looked... READ MORE

The Rock Is Cooking Crippling Depression

April 3, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Every couple of years a brave celebrity comes forward to remind people that men can have depression too. Of course we can. I’ve had to watch Tara Reid shrivel into a sea monkey over the past decade. You don’t... READ MORE

Aaron Carter Is Misunderstood; Only Slightly Into Men

April 3, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Part-time homosexual Aaron Carter is concentrating on being more annoying than before. What is a man to do when he comes out of the closet and no one cares? Retract your statement and blame the blogs for the bisexual... READ MORE

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