Did the emotional scarring homosexual actor Tom Cruise endured from looking at girl boobies in Cocktail lead to his breakdown and cult-worshiping? Yes. But we reap the rewards, and Cocktail is currently streaming on Netflix, and with it peeks at Gina... READ MORE

Karl Lagerfeld is a pretty important name in the fashion industry. He has his own limited edition Barbie doll that was made in his image so he’s worthy of deity-like praise if you’re not some peon purchasing whatever Walmart... READ MORE

You can always tell how serious someone’s situation is depending on the topic they decide to talk about right after their incident. I was a child once, and at that time in my life I wasn’t above faking an... READ MORE

  I almost did this as my first “presented without comment” post because I just can’t deal with the fuckery, but instead I’ll just do the bare minimum and reward myself with a brown bag Bud Light Lime over... READ MORE

  Sarah Hyland did her best to be America’s next body-shamed probably bulimic sweetheart when she slammed h8ers of some fake disease she bravely came out with almost a year ago. But then Demi Lovato came along and was... READ MORE

Britney Spears is my spirit animal. She’s on a planet of delusion I wish I could inhabit. Spears soaks her existence in the proverb “ignorance is bliss” and terrible spray tan. She may possibly be the happiest half baked... READ MORE

Today's edition features hottie Evan Rachel Wood fighting for her rights, Katherine McPhee and Dove Cameron discovering their breasts, nip slips, skin-filled DVDs and Blu-rays, and much more! READ MORE

Any child that shares DNA with Farrah Abraham never had a chance. She’s never been the best mother or role model. She’s also a great example of why certain people shouldn’t be allowed to breed. But since it’s still... READ MORE

Southwest made a name for itself by being the airline that doesn’t play by anyone else’s rulebook. And now they’re really throwing caution to the wind by killing people on their planes. It’s just so nice to see a... READ MORE

  Make sure to go to the store this weekend and not buy DVDs or Blu-rays like a freak, and instead just check out the tits and asses online like a normal person. The 2017 series Claws features half-ass... READ MORE