It’s time for nobody’s favorite game – Guess That Fat Celebrity. The only hint I’ll give you is that despite what you probably think, this is in fact not Fortune Feimster. And anybody who Google Image searches the pic... READ MORE

Javier Bardem understands that America is no country for perverted old men, and pedophile rapist should receive the cattle gun forehead special if it was legal to do so. But in an interview with a French newspaper, Paris Match,... READ MORE

Carrie Underwood is famous for making misandry into a sing-along melody. Maybe her lover wasn’t unfaithful and the blonde woman at the bar in Before He Cheats forgot her purse to pay for her drink. Obviously he was just... READ MORE

The Human Microwaved Ken Doll hit Miami Beach looking like a kind of artificial intelligence Asian Kim Zolciak, and it's definitely going to be the look of the season. Everything about Ken - real name Rodrigo Alves - is fake, besides... READ MORE

Chart-topping country songstress and Restalin attack survivor victim Shania Twain "gol' darn gone and done it" by stating in an interview with The Guardian that she would have voted for Trump had she been an American instead of Canadian.... READ MORE

Paula Patton went from pretty to Marvel’s amazing muff slurping superhero all with one haircut. She was either bitten by a radioactive Scarlett Johansson or lacks quality friends if no one around her managed to talk her out of... READ MORE

Lucy Hale might just make it in this biz after all, because she finally shows her tits while getting banged by that guy who’s suddenly in everything (yet ironically you want to see him in nothing) Alex Wolff. The... READ MORE

It’s always comical to see gay men and women argue. Both are protected classes in society that equally aim for the throat when threatened in any argument but are forced to keep composure when things go public. He can’t... READ MORE

This Blind Item was already all but revealed because Selena Gomez was filmed a week ago buying wine at Target while definitely not strung out on meth. Definitely. But then again, maybe, just maybe, this could be describing our... READ MORE

It’s amazing what some men do for women they’ve never met or never had a chance with in their life. Some kook from Connecticut was most likely high watching cartoons when he decided robbing a bank to impress Taylor... READ MORE