May 1, 2018 |
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Sam Robeson|
Selena Gomez is taking a risky approach to keeping eyes on her as younger and hotter starlets pop up. She faked lupus to cover her meth addiction ALLEGEDLY and then got fat from the kidney transplant and then...
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May 1, 2018 |
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Elliot Wolf|
Lance Armstrong has taught me a lot with his ordeal. Fake it until you make it was probably the most memorable takeaway. He inspired armchair activism with the yellow Livestrong wristbands everyone wore. I could care less about testicular...
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May 1, 2018 |
celebrity |
Sam Robeson|
If you didn’t know that Kesha had a song called Blah Blah Blah you might not have realized how cute that headline is. Just FYI. Anyway Kesha used to be anorexic or bulimic or something, and she’s not about...
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May 1, 2018 |
celebrity |
Sam Robeson|
It’s time to look inside your hearts and your wallets, because everyone’s favorite Restylane Gusher’s Fruit Snack Ashley Judd has come out as poor. Or at least poor enough to want to sue Harvey Weinstein for wage loss stemming from...
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May 1, 2018 |
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Elliot Wolf|
After almost eight years I’m still trying to figure out why Janelle Monae’s name was featured on Fun.’s We Are Young single but now there are bigger fish to fry when it comes to this mysterious lady of a...
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April 30, 2018 |
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Elliot Wolf|
Even at 20 years of age Paris Jackson isn’t free from her teen angst. She’s still participating in activities such as casual lesbianism inspired by Katy Perry and long suicidal walks along the ledges of buildings. It’s rough being...
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April 30, 2018 |
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Elliot Wolf|
Patton Oswalt is about as funny as watching paint dry. No entertainer has done the short end of the stick self-deprecating act better than George Costanza. Although Patton tries he’ll never be as good Jason Alexander’s character at swinging...
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April 29, 2018 |
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Sam Robeson|
Mason Ramsey is the viral yodeling Walmart boy turned desert slut convention performer, and now, after being in the limelight for about three weeks, he has been signed to Atlantic Records as well as released his first single, "Famous."...
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