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Selena Gomez – Keep Me In The Lupus

May 1, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Selena Gomez is taking a risky approach to keeping eyes on her as younger and hotter starlets pop up. She faked lupus to cover her meth addiction ALLEGEDLY and then got fat from the kidney transplant and then... READ MORE

Lance Armstrong Wins Boob Award

May 1, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Lance Armstrong has taught me a lot with his ordeal. Fake it until you make it was probably the most memorable takeaway. He inspired armchair activism with the yellow Livestrong wristbands everyone wore. I could care less about testicular... READ MORE

Kesha Eating Disorder Blah Blah Blah

May 1, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  If you didn’t know that Kesha had a song called Blah Blah Blah you might not have realized how cute that headline is. Just FYI. Anyway Kesha used to be anorexic or bulimic or something, and she’s not about... READ MORE

Ashley Judd – Help Me I’m Poor

May 1, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

It’s time to look inside your hearts and your wallets, because everyone’s favorite Restylane Gusher’s Fruit Snack Ashley Judd has come out as poor. Or at least poor enough to want to sue Harvey Weinstein for wage loss stemming from... READ MORE

Janelle Monae Lusts After All Genders

May 1, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

After almost eight years I’m still trying to figure out why Janelle Monae’s name was featured on Fun.’s We Are Young single but now there are bigger fish to fry when it comes to this mysterious lady of a... READ MORE

Sofia Resing Oaky Goodness and Crap Around the Web

April 30, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

In today's links we've got Jessica Simpson's massive mams, Lily Rose Depp's hard nips, Demi Lovato's amazing cleavage, and more! READ MORE

All The Cool Kids Are Killing Themselves

April 30, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Even at 20 years of age Paris Jackson isn’t free from her teen angst. She’s still participating in activities such as casual lesbianism inspired by Katy Perry and long suicidal walks along the ledges of buildings. It’s rough being... READ MORE

Patton Oswalt Wants Credit For Catching Golden State Killer

April 30, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Patton Oswalt is about as funny as watching paint dry. No entertainer has done the short end of the stick self-deprecating act better than George Costanza. Although Patton tries he’ll never be as good Jason Alexander’s character at swinging... READ MORE

Future Drug Addict And Dancing With The Stars Redemption Story Mason Ramsey Releases Single

April 29, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Mason Ramsey is the viral yodeling Walmart boy turned desert slut convention performer, and now, after being in the limelight for about three weeks, he has been signed to Atlantic Records as well as released his first single, "Famous."... READ MORE

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