Two of the last women I’d ever want to enjoy the pleasures of anal sex with is Roseanne Barr and Stormy Daniels. But here we are. 2018. The “hold my beer” year that’s outdoing all of the shenanigans of... READ MORE

In today's links we've got Alexis Ren showing off her pair, Lily Rose Depp poking out, and Padma Lakshmi making pizza sexy! READ MORE

  Dakota Johnson might not have gotten a spoonful ice cream in her pussy in Fifty Shades: Freed, but she does show her Ben and her Jerry. Mena Suvari is still alive during a lez sex scene with Lena Hall... READ MORE

The same heckler who allegedly got the shit beaten out of him near the Met Gala by Cardi B's team (a story that I'm not writing up because I refuse to believe Cardi B is actually famous or a person)... READ MORE

Bored with your wife? Call Miranda Lambert for a fun time. She’s more than willing to entertain you. Her boyfriend thieving ways were probably inspired from living in a generic small town in Texas that should have been torn... READ MORE

Freedom of speech is a joke in this country. One of the best parts about being born on American soil is the ability to tell your neighbor to suck a fat one without the fear of facing jail time... READ MORE

Last night's Catholic-themed Met Gala brought together all types of celebrities looking all kinds of delusional in their religious-inspired garb, but no one, and I do mean no one, looked like more of a jackass than Katy Perry. The... READ MORE

This week's Mr. Skin Podcast features an embarrassment of nude riches! READ MORE

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen have been dead on the inside and outside for a decade now, but that didn't stop them from resurrecting themselves for last night's Catholic imagery-themed Met Gala - where they brought Old Testimate fire and... READ MORE

Pamela Anderson has sure made it far for someone who has skated through life on her looks and the size of her boobs. She’s special. Like the same kids that came to elementary school an hour later on a... READ MORE