Everyone needs to pull out their book of adult fairy tales and pray that Elon Musk doesn’t become an intellect supremacist. Elon doesn’t give a damn about much outside of making the entire Earth and planets next to it... READ MORE

  Harvey Weinstein’s ex-wife Georgina Chapman planned her #IDidn’tKnow! redemption tour rather strategically by prefacing her new Vogue interview by probably blackmailing Scarlett Johansson into wearing a dress created by Chapman’s clothing brand Marchesa to Monday’s Met Gala. Chapman... READ MORE

Oral sex is awesome. I’m very Bill Clinton when it comes to my definition of it. It’s not really sex per say but since the time of that scandal America was pretty much forced to categorize any and all... READ MORE

In today's links, Gigi Hadid goes topless for Vogue, Bella Thorne also goes topless, and the hottest celebrity MILF GIFs! READ MORE

HEY WORLD THAT GLAMOROUS LIFESTYLE YOU SEE PORTRAYED BY FAMOUS PEOPLE ON INSTAGRAM DON'T BE FOOLED THINKING THEIR LIFE IS BETTER THAN YOUR I CAN PROMISE YOU IT'S NOT! READ MORE

We don't really cover Real Housewives crap on here because it's a can of worms that I believe need to freed into the wild or just put out of their misery, but when an old dried up fake royal beats... READ MORE

Society should form a search party to scour the land for money stolen from a woman who has spent more funds in a day than some individuals see their entire life. Paris Hilton being involuntarily separated from her $130,000... READ MORE

Being black, blind, and elderly doesn’t work anymore when attempting to win the public sympathy of others. Not even when you’re Bill Cosby. He’s gone from America’s favorite dad to one of Me Too’s more ethnic rapists. That’s not... READ MORE

As someone who graduated from one of the University of Florida's rival horrible barely-accredited Southern state schools, I always love a good UF story. And thankfully there are plenty. In order to graduate from UF all you need to... READ MORE

  Those who feel Scarlett Johansson has all the charisma of a bloody tampon were stunned at her self-awareness when she showed up to Monday night’s Met Gala dressed as just that. While her soccer-mom-clinically-addicted-to-Target-Dollar-Spot hair or seeming disregard... READ MORE