May 11, 2018 |
celebrity |
Sam Robeson|
But Rihanna's version of Dress Barn - Lingerie for People Shaped Like Barns - still isn't enough to appease people with skin tones that don't perfectly match the shades she made available. Also, very, very, very fat people who...
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May 11, 2018 |
celebrity |
Elliot Wolf|
Thank God these generic sexual assault accusations don’t follow the same guidelines of Walmart’s 30 day dissatisfaction policy. Otherwise women wouldn’t be allowed the opportunity to ruin a man’s image after they randomly remember being groped eons ago. Aren’t...
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May 11, 2018 |
celebrity |
Elliot Wolf|
John Oliver’s face looks like the Groucho Marx funny nose glasses combo, so I’d expect a man who always looks like he’s in a Party City incognito mask to be into some weird things. But into weird things is...
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May 11, 2018 |
celebrity |
Sam Robeson|
Brave and pioneering women have gone down in history for advancing women’s rights and helping them inch towards equality. But none of them could have anticipated that their greatest accomplishment would be to allow Emily Ratajkowski’s skankiness to...
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May 11, 2018 |
News |
Sam Robeson|
Well Selena, you crazy meth head ALLEGEDLY you. Ya did it. Selena Gomez’s lupus 2018 tour has officially convinced people that it’s not a fake disease celebs use to score prescription painkillers and cover up their tit jobs...
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May 11, 2018 |
celebrity |
Elliot Wolf|
Celebrity offspring sex ed is definitely different or slightly the same as anyone else’s depending on which side of the tracks you grew up on. Walking in on your mom pegging your dad is something maybe some have experienced...
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May 10, 2018 |
celebrity |
Sam Robeson|
How does the song go – When you wish upon a #MeToo, makes no difference if you were actually #MeToo-ed. Ya I think that’s right, at least if you’re Elisabeth Moss, who opens up to Marie Claire about...
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May 10, 2018 |
celebrity |
Sam Robeson|
I don't quite remember how the School House Rock on our government went, but I do know that somewhere between the legislative branch and the executive branch lies an old hooker, and recently that political staple took her show...
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May 10, 2018 |
celebrity |
Elliot Wolf|
Some women just never stick to their guns, no matter how heinous the crime is of the offender. Or how deviant the sexual commentary coming from this person happens to be. Quentin Tarantino almost killed Uma Thurman in a...
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