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Bill Belichick Defends Possbile Rapist

May 16, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Don’t hold your breath expecting Bill Belichick to do the right thing. Spygate, deflategate, and now rape-casegate. Me Too has crossed over into American sports. Belichick’s former defensive coordinator Matt Patricia was accused of raping a 21-year-old woman in... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian Deletes Weight-Loss Lollipop #AD After Backlash

May 16, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

How many licks does it take to get to the center of Kim Kardashian? If you’re lucky you’ll never know. But how many ads for weight-loss lollipops does it take to land a hooker in hot water? Just one apparently,... READ MORE

P!nk Encounters H8er. What Happens Next Will Shock You

May 16, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Breaking news from the who gives a crap headquarters. Old and ugly pop songstress P!nk was called old and ugly by a Twitter troll, and she responded with – seriously get ready for a shocker – a clap... READ MORE

Chrissy Metz Wants To Squeeze Herself Into Superhero Costume

May 16, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Chrissy Metz is a comical woman, as she should be due to her size. Because when you’re fat you better be funny or no one will want to talk to you, take you seriously, or acknowledge you exist. Peter... READ MORE

Everything in this Picture is Fake and Crap Around the Web

May 15, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Today we've got Kristen Stewart in a see-through skirt, Iskra Lawrence poking out, and a tasteful, skin-filled tribute to the late, great Margot Kidder! READ MORE

Rihanna’s Stalker Held Solo Slumber Party At Her Home

May 15, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

America needs a war on stalkers instead of reissuing the war on drugs with this opioid epidemic. Stalkers are the real problem because the problems of the rich are the only problems that matter. Who didn’t expect an individual... READ MORE

New Blu-ray And DVD T&A To Watch Out For

May 15, 2018 | NSFW | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Teenage boy Alicia Vikander didn’t really much to the imagination after her sci-fi porn parody Ex Machina, but you can relive her right tit in the Blu-ray release of Submergence if you want to. Sofia Vergara shows off her... READ MORE

Time To Play Guess That Celebrity: This Chick Edition

May 15, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Welcome to everyone’s favorite game – Guess That Celebrity. This is a spinoff of everyone’s other favorite game – Guess That Botched Celebrity – but this time around it’s not so much a surgeon as it is the cruel... READ MORE

Michael B. Jordan Fears For America’s Future

May 15, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Actors will say almost anything to sell their product. That includes propaganda about America being on a slippery slope towards a dystopian future. If you truly believe this you should probably remove your face from all of those young... READ MORE

Celine Dion’s Son Rapping Is Excrement An Audio Format

May 15, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Listening to Celine Dion’s son rap gives me the same awkward feeling I get at the POS terminal of Jersey Mike’s sub shop which conveniently asks for a tip before even allowing you to see your total. Maybe next... READ MORE

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