If you’re not a celebrity and also scum, you’ve probably dined and dashed before. Excusing yourself to utilize the nearest lavatory only to escape to your car and disappear quicker than Kanye’s career after suggesting slavery was an opt-in... READ MORE

Honest question - Is Alexis Ren the hottest thing ever? Because everyone and their dad says yes. The Insta model turned to surgery to transform herself into the teen-looking nymphomaniac Jessica Rabbit, and while obviously any self-respecting man should... READ MORE

If anyone has any insight into Katy Perry's career game plan, please make yourself heard in the comments, because as it stands it feels like she's deliberately destroying any goodwill that she cultivated from her Reddi-whip tit and abduction... READ MORE

Jennifer Lopez is built like a brick, house. She’s mighty mighty, lettin’ it all hang out. And sometimes when you’re shaped like a rapper’s wet dream you have to explain to the newer audience of mostly European descent that... READ MORE

Lala Kent is in la la land when it comes to almost anything in life. She believes Martin Scorsese, the same man responsible for some pretty decent cinema, enjoys watching Vanderpump Rules in his off time. It sounds so... READ MORE

"This one named rapper/producer/reality star sends his people to wait outside high schools or popular places for high school students to hang out. If they see someone attractive they go up to them and offer a card and explain... READ MORE

Do you happen to be into James McAvoy's used up exes? Well then this is your lucky day, because Anne-Marie Duff strips down for this weekend's On Chesil Beach. If you crave Duff muff ASAP, you can see it in 2002's Magdalene Sisters. The... READ MORE

If only it was possible to teleport back to a time where the prerequisite to becoming a mainstream comedian was actually being funny. There’s no doubt in my mind that the newer stand-ups are the result of a comedic... READ MORE

End your week on a high note with a see-through Adriana Lima, Lais Ribeiro's rack, and the sexiest on-screen spies nude! READ MORE

Beautiful lesbian Steven Tyler teamed up with the butt baby of Jiminy Glick and a Teletubby - James Corden - for some stupid bit where Tyler opens up about being a hilarious drug addict. The duo weren't attempting to... READ MORE