As college and NFL football return to the field, we’re initiated with articles about how dangerous any gathering at any stadium anywhere is. Big Media, whose sole purpose is to sell fear and outrage, is talking to anyone with... READ MORE

We at WWTDD aren’t against women – for example, there’s Kate Upton. Based on what we know about Upton and her recent pic on the gram, we’d like to reaffirm our undying love for this American Goddess. The reasons... READ MORE

Remember when going to the cinema wasn’t a political event? There’s mucho reasons to see a movie besides what’s on the screen – air conditioning, grade-B popcorn, getting to second base with a bored MILF. Now Hollywood and Those... READ MORE

God bless Rose McGowan – or whatever deity you hold dear (Kratos?). For a shrill harpy she’s still pixie cute, and her deranged justification of going naked to Hollywood events is insightful in a psychological, forensic sorta way. The... READ MORE

There’s some guys you want to hang with in Hollywood – Tom Hanks, Denzel, and Leo (of course) – and some to avoid bc they are effeminate nihilists e.g. Jared Leto. It seems Jason Momoa doesn’t get his due... READ MORE

Let’s all pour a 40 of candy-flavored liquor on the cell floor for pedophile R. Kelly, who incurred the wrath of his fellow inmates at Chicago’s Metropolitan Correctional Center this week (sounds like someplace outa an Orwellian sci-fi on... READ MORE

Calling Billie Eilish a professional singer is like saying Bugs Bunny is a rabbit – it’s accurate on some level, but dishonest in reality. If you put Eilish beside Adele – the Classic version or the new Calorie-Wise edition... READ MORE

The feminist narrative that women have been powerless in Hollywood since its inception doesn’t hold up to historical fact. Entertainment Media is constantly beating the drum about systemic inequality in showbiz, while simultaneously recognizing the “strong contributions” women have... READ MORE

We’ve got a great idea to empower men to solve the specific healthcare issues, spousal abuse, and general bad press that Being Male entails. WWTDD is running a hashtag that will randomly distribute $1 million to 2000 Men –... READ MORE

To make it in Hollywood, you need talent, luck, and perseverance – for example, if you sex one top executive and you don’t get a credit on IMDb, move on to the next sugar daddy. That’s the plan of... READ MORE