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Brad Is Stopping Angelina From Enjoying Life Outside Of America

June 1, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

The love between Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt may be over but the fighting is not. Jolie wants to drag her kids to London but Brad wants to stay in Los Angeles where the weather, women, and pretty much... READ MORE

Ariana Grande Makes It Insta Official With Pete Davidson

June 1, 2018 | Photos | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Ariana Grande has joined so many hot chicks before her by becoming what one of my favorite comedians calls a "funny f*cker." A funny f*cker is a woman who gets wet over a droll satirical zinger or even less... READ MORE

Mr. Skin Minute: Nude Shailene Woodley Will Give You Wood (VIDEO)

June 1, 2018 | celebrity | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Set sail with this week's Mr. Skin Minute, and chart a course for T&A! READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan Middle Yeast Infection

June 1, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Lindsay Lohan’s days of getting passed around by Sheikhs like a timeshare Fleshlight have apparently led to her “renaissance,” and the new and improved Lohan can be seen in all her gory in the new issue of everyone’s favorite... READ MORE

Paris Is Black And Black Sheep Of Jackson Family

June 1, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

It’s often hard being the oddest one in a family that has a long track record of being odd, but Paris Jackson rightfully deserves her title as the family’s most queer. Not just because her sexuality strays off the... READ MORE

Trista Mikail Gorba-cherk Off and Crap Around the Web

May 31, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

You're almost to the weekend! Celebrate with Miley Cyrus braless in a racy shirt, Heather Graham feeling fetish-y, and the top ten nude scenes from short films! READ MORE

Bella Thorne’s New Music Video Is Amazing

May 31, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

AIDS under a microscope Bella Thorne has redefined what it means to be a filthy Insta fleabag crack whore, and by God, it's working on me. I wouldn't touch Bella for the same reasons that I don't touch movie theater floors,... READ MORE

New York Post Slut Shames A Slut

May 31, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Everyone from Alyssa Milano to Sarah Huckabee Sanders is criticizing the NY Post for its sexist coverage of this meeting of the minds. But the joke is on everyone involved, including us. Because the extent to which the media... READ MORE

Sesame Street Sues Producer Over Naughty Muppet Movie

May 31, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

The more recent raunchy comedies of late are something of a true marvel. They have managed to turn up the raunch and be virtually comedy-free. I love a jizz joke as much as the next guy but a puppet... READ MORE

Caption This: Kim Kardashian And Donald Trump

May 31, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Depending on how you view yesterday's surreal meeting between Kim Kardashian and Donald Trump to discuss the pardoning of a woman, Alice Marie Johnson, imprisoned for life for drug possession, Kardashian either actually cares about advocating for Johnson's freedom, or... READ MORE

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