Ariana Grande let down her iconic ponytail weave to much fanfare on the cover of the upcoming British Vogue, proving that her real identity is a half-awake midget male Leighton Meester drag impersonator. But the things that make... READ MORE

Younger people’s positive attitude about attending organized religion has cooled off. Sunday Mass suffers a lack of not wrapping the “all praise be and thanks to the lord” shit up within a reasonable time. How many years has the... READ MORE

  The Beetle Bailey of the Florida sheriff’s deputy world, Scot Peterson, is speaking out after becoming a pariah following his apparent inaction during the Parkland shooting massacre that left seventeen people dead. He was the guard for Stoneman... READ MORE

This week's Mr. Skin Podcast opened things up to the listeners and brings us a SKIN-depth look at the inner workings of the show and the site! READ MORE

  The infamous brainiac scholarship competition, Miss America, has announced that it will no longer require contestants to wear swimsuits. Finally. After decades of covering up with swimsuits, we’ll get to the contestants walk around naked. JK. The competition,... READ MORE

The falling apart of Naya Rivera’s life is long overdue. I haven’t been a fan since this lunatic openly admitted to taking less showers than the average human being. Maybe if she washed her muff more often she would... READ MORE

Kick off your week with these hot links including Lily Rose Depp's perfect pokies, Iskra Lawrence looking tantalizingly thick, and an interview with the beautiful Lauren Compton! READ MORE

Aubrey Plaza has reached that sweet spot age when actresses align their morals with the realization that their bodies aren’t going to stay hot forever. Plaza has officially pulled into validation station where she keeps flashing her tits and ass,... READ MORE

But the gay Sivan apparently favors didacticism over coy innuendo. No wink or nod really needed for "I bloom just for you." Despite what Sivan might say about the song. Sivan not only got an entire crowd to sing... READ MORE

I can’t picture Alabama being linked to anything more profound than college football. I’m pretty sure a good portion of that state still washes their clothes in primitive tin tubs with hand washers down near the water hole or... READ MORE