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Me Too has proven to be one of the more annoying monkey wrenches thrown in the direction of Hollywood as of late. It’s a glitch in the money making system that has failed to adopt a statute of limitations... READ MORE

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The Jonas brothers went from preaching purity and abstinence to crashing the wedding of a retired porn star and stripper. They’ve come a long way. Professional porn princess and full-time fornicator Mary Carey tied the knot with Dr. Joseph... READ MORE

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  Welcome to the story of Johnny Depp and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Tattoo. I mean day. I mean year. I mean face. Depp is in deep after allegedly punching a location manager, Gregg Brooks, working on Depp’s flick City... READ MORE

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